bokonon Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 should i fall for jareds charm or not,he is so cute and nice, he writes me poetry, i am a sucker for poetry. i do have my own tools, which is in accordance with his original heady wife ad, i also know more about vws than he ever will, but that is ok, it is nice to have dillusions of grandeur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 ( not jared ) ( in a sneeky voice ) yes you should definatly marry him he is a really good guy and he love you so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 ok. i might as well, since i am having your baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deeep breath ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 i am kidding. but i am going to be an aunt. my sister is having a baby! i found out today. just after i agreed to marry jared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 so now everone is getting married, if anyone here know my mom you better not tell her, she is old and fragile. yay everyone and me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 do you think she will be pissed because i am not jewish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 Well there's a happy couple! Jared, I just called your mom. (I looked up Heady mom's in the phonebook, and found her number) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 quote: Originally posted by NewRider: I say don't do it, the police still haven't found the last two heady wives jared found on the internet! i killed them off and ate them so i could have jared all to myself. competition, the other, other, other white meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 quote:quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by NewRider: I say don't do it, the police still haven't found the last two heady wives jared found on the internet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i killed them off and ate them so i could have jared all to myself. competition, the other, other, other white meat. .....never mind....eeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 yay i'm getting married, maybe you should not tell everyone about where that " meat" came from!!! maybe you should go dreadie too paisley,, it seemed to work for my,, not only am i getting the best girl in the world, but is on hot sex dreadie momma, and she can fix a van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 anyone else here think bokonon just might be Jared himself??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 i am as real as they get. besides, i spell better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 and she smells way better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 ohhhhh man....here we go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 I say don't do it, the police still haven't found the last two heady wives jared found on the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 ladies chasin Jared and New Rider guess it'd be a good year to go dready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy420 Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.