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Within a minute or two after the last drug is administered, a physician or medical technician declares the inmate dead. The amount of time between when the prisoner leaves the holding cell and when he or she is declared dead may be just 30 minutes. Death usually occurs anywhere from five to 18 minutes after the execution order is given. After the execution, the body is placed in a body bag and taken to medical examiner, who may perform an autopsy. It is then either claimed by the inmate's family or interred by the province.

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my caption:

Here comes Johnny Yen again

With the liquor and drugs

And the flesh machine

He's gonna do another strip tease.

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?

I've been hurting since I've bought the gimmick

about something called love

Yeah, something called love.

Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy

Of course, I've had it in the ear before.

I have a lust for life

'Cause of a lust for life.

I'm worth a million in prizes

With my torture film

Drive a GTO

Wear a uniform all on a government loan.

I'm worth a million in prizes

Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk

No more beating my brains

No more beating my brains

With liquor and drugs

With liquor and drugs.

Well, I'm just a modern guy

Of course, I've had it in my ear before

Well, I've a lust for life (lust for life)

'Cause of a lust for life (lust for life, oooo)

I got a lust for life (oooo)

Got a lust for life (oooo)

Oh, a lust for life (oooo)

Oh, a lust for life (oooo)

A lust for life (oooo)

I got a lust for life (oooo)

Got a lust for life.

Well, I'm just a modern guy Of course,

I've had it in my ear before

Well, I've a lust for life

'Cause I've a lust for life.

Here comes Johnny Yen again

With the liquor and drugs

And the flesh machine He's gonna do another strip tease.

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?

Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick about something called love

Love, love, love

Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy

Of course, I've had it in the ear before

And I've a lust for life (lust for life)

'Cause I've a lust for life (lust for life)

Got a lust for life Yeah,

a lust for life

I got a lust for life

A lust for life

Got a lust for life

Yeah a lust for life

I got a lust for life

Lust for life

Lust for life

Lust for life

Lust for life

Lust for life

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A happy redheaded woman was caught "checking out" Prime Minister Martin's ass during his latest stop at the local "clinic", where he volunteers on a weekly basis. Later the woman remarked "You know, some people say Mr. Martin's a bit of an ass, but I'm here to tell ya Mr. Martin's ALL ASS, baby!! HOO-YEAH! HOT DAMN!".

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