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And given that they are a catholic school that truly feels catholocism is the way' date=' why the fuck should they have atheist propaganda in their libraries?[/quote']

Fair enough, then let them fund their own schools. They can pay for every book, every desk, every pencil, write every paycheque themfuckingselves.

And I say that as a product of the Catholic Separate School Board!

Take away the bucks and let these perverts twist in the wind. Maybe Jesus will pony up some funds for 'em to keep the kids feeling nice and guilty about everything.

I change my mind. I love MarcO!

I also am a product of the Catholic school system.

To truly learn about anything, shouldn't you also learn the opposing viewpoints so you can grasp both sides of the idea?

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To truly learn about anything' date=' shouldn't you also learn the opposing viewpoints so you can grasp both sides of the idea?[/quote']

Exactly! But that would promote independent thought and decision making = EVIL!

btw - where was the sexiness in your last post? It was lacking your usual innuendos :(

I guess the part about me being a catholic schoolgirl was too subtle. Man, kilts were great for getting it on in precarious locations!

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MMMMM

Catholic Girls

Kinda young kinda wow!

Father riley and various party goers:

Catholic girls

With a tiny little mustache

Catholic girls

Do you know how they go?

Catholic girls

In the rectory basement

Father rileys a fairy

But it dont bother mary

Catholic girls

At the cyo

Catholic girls

Do you know how they go?

Catholic girls

There can be no replacement

How do they go, after the show?

Joe:

All the way

Thats the way they go

Every day

And none of their mamas ever seem to know

Hip-hip-hooray

For all the class they show

Theres nothing like a catholic girl

At the cyo

When they learn to blow...

Father riley:

Theyre learning to blow

All the catholic boys!

Mary:

Warren cuccurullo...

Father riley:

Catholic boys!

Mary:

Kinda young, kinda wow!

Father riley:

Catholic boys!

Mary:

Vinnie colaiuta...

Chorus:

Where are they now?

Did they all take the vow?

Father riley:

Catholic girls

Warren:

Carmenita scarfone!

Father riley:

Catholic girls

Officer butzis:

Hey! she gave me vd!

Father riley:

Catholic girls!

Warren:

Toni carbone!

Chorus:

With a tongue like a cow

She could make you go wow!

Joe:

Vd vowdy vootie

Right away

Thats the way they go

Every day

Whenever their mamas take them to a show

Matinee

Pass the popcorn please

Theres nothing like a catholic girl

With her hand in the box

When shes on her knees

Larry:

She was on her knees,

My little catholic girl

Chorus:

In a little white dress

Catholic girls

They never confess

Catholic girls

I got one for a cousin

I love how they go

So send me a dozen

Catholic girls

Ooooooh!

Catholic girls

Ooooooh!

(etc.)

Central scrutinizer:

This is the central scrutinizer...

Joe had a girl friend named mary.

She used to go the church club every week.

Theyd meet each other there

Hold hands

And think pure thoughts

But one night at the social club meeting

Mary didnt show up...

She was sucking cock backstage at the armory

In order to get a pass

To see some big rock group for free...

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And given that they are a catholic school that truly feels catholocism is the way' date=' why the fuck should they have atheist propaganda in their libraries?[/quote']

Fair enough, then let them fund their own schools. They can pay for every book, every desk, every pencil, write every paycheque themfuckingselves.

And I say that as a product of the Catholic Separate School Board!

Take away the bucks and let these perverts twist in the wind. Maybe Jesus will pony up some funds for 'em to keep the kids feeling nice and guilty about everything.

ALL HAIL MARCO!!!!

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knowing me when i was a kid/teen, the surest way to get me interested in reading that book would be for my school/parents to say it was bad. :P seriously though...don't they realize how much attention/advertising they are drawing to this thing by banning it? i'd bet that way more of the kids will read it now.

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knowing me when i was a kid/teen, the surest way to get me interested in reading that book would be for my school/parents to say it was bad. :P seriously though...don't they realize how much attention/advertising they are drawing to this thing by banning it? i'd bet that way more of the kids will read it now.

When I worked at the book store there were two surefire ways to increease sales of a book:

1. Have Oprah recommend it

2. Ban it

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