DevO Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 With festival season upon us, I am reminded of the most excellent thread on techniques for smuggling booze into festivals, which came up last Summer connected with Ottawa Blues Fest. Can someone find that gem of a thread for us all to revisit?On a related note, what is the security situation like for Toronto Island concerts? It's going to be a long day on Saturday and I don't want to minimize my spendings. I hear the search is quite thorough...? :relax: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Barnoculers./End thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Barnoculars + big-breasted woman (with mickey under each boob) = thirst-quenching enjoyment for 2 or 3 people for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hoodie for one canCargo shorts for a fewSmall of the back for a flaskSeal up your own 2L of home brew with caps that don't have the seal brokenSoft tetra packs of single shots (US only at this time I think)For the truly adventurous: bring a big nice rug (I have an older beaten persian I bring) and roll up 6-8 beers in the middle. Carry like its just a rug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevO Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I loved the budweiser burrito concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Its worked like a charm at Mountain Jam and moe.down so far.... You should see the looks of amazement around me when I unroll that badboy; we got a small ovation at Mountain Jam on two seperate occasions.How did you know I meant 6 to 8 Budweisers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 + ( x 2) = thirst-quenching enjoyment for 2 or 3 people for the day. Agreed'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ersh Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Flask Sandals http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/2007/03/liquor_flask_sandals_reef_dram.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 + ( x 2) = thirst-quenching enjoyment for 2 or 3 people for the day.Agreed'd Another benefit of big breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Someone bought these for my birthday one year - awesome gift!http://www.fakecrap.com/products/barnoculars.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 does that make you a bratender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hiding mickey's under those?Who brought the rookies to the party? Weaksauce drinking I say. Back in the day, we stuffed Julia with 40's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 does that make you a bratender?brahahahahahahaYes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Back in the day, we stuffed Julia with 40's.It's really dependent on how many we're serving.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Me, Paul, Barrett, Mike, a Julia/Gill combo.But I suppose I agree. Two 40's wouldnt be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I'll drink to that :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Show up drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Take a baby stroller, even if you don't have a baby, just put a doll in and wrap it with blankets and make it look like a sleeping baby. The rest of the carriage is yours fill with water bottles or milk bottles full of vodka. Just be careful, if you actually are pushing along a baby to not give them the wrong bottle.Security never check strollers, and if they want to, say, "fuck off my baby is sleeping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 just stick a mini-keg in there where the baby goes, lotsa ice paks underneath it and make the sshhhhhhhh face as you flash your ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Take a baby stroller, even if you don't have a baby, just put a doll in and wrap it with blankets and make it look like a sleeping baby. The rest of the carriage is yours fill with water bottles or milk bottles full of vodka. Just be careful, if you actually are pushing along a baby to not give them the wrong bottle.Security never check strollers, and if they want to, say, "fuck off my baby is sleeping."This is a brilliant idea! I'm checking garage sales for strollers this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 it works, bluesfest never saw me coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Is there an issue, Papa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 WHEELCHAIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevO Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 (edited) I just found out that NO FOOD is allowed into the Toronto Island show.. Not even blankets are allowed! Total BS. What am I gonna do with all of these flour tortillas? Edited June 18, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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