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just checked that out. awesome! tonight's wishlist: Out of Order (opener) Eat Higgins Mantis Mulche's (cuz it ripped me a new one last time) NOthing Too Fancy (closer) that's not asking too much, is it? haha, seriously can't wait for this show tonight. oh yeah, if you guys could throw in a Glory or Divisions that'd be nice too

they gotta grow up sometime...might as well instill Kruger's god-like stature early in life.

price was ON last night.

THese are the stories you'll tell your grandkids 'ersh

21 Economic Models Explained SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

I'd buy one.

texting's version of the reach around?

poor c-towns is doing 7 WEEKS there for work. still want us to watch your dag?

i typed it into Google and got this: "Sorry, Buttfuck, Nowhere could not be located."

...and privatetouching.

fuck diesel dog, i'm goin' on Nickleback tour!

DUDE!

gimme a MANTIS!

I heard Alan Cross on the radio yesterday speaking on 95.9 out of London about this and he mentioned that although everyone in the world seems to hate Nickleback, he's still supportive of these jokes because they generate so much money for the record companies that they can in turn support the lowlier bands just starting out. just something i heard from a very well respected peer of the music industry. i still wouldn't care if they fell off the earth today.

Last show setlist: Set One All in Time > The Fussy Dutchman, Rocker (part II), Nemo, Professor Wormbog, Spires* > The Triple Wide Set Two Turn & Run, Bridgeless > Eminence Front > Bridgeless, August, Search 4, The Fuzz > Soul Food II > Got Your Milk (Right Here) Encore YYZ > All In Time I heard a bunch of these last time i saw them there so i'm glad they got them out of the way....although i can never get enough Fussy's.

too funny!

look for me losing my mind. the back of my shirt will read "this band makes me ANGRé!"

i'm thinking the angle from the water for toronto doesn't do the city justice as it blocks out the entire city besides the downtown core. it could have been black on the other side of those buildings and no one would have known.

haha, enjoy The Hold Steady kesikassay! I'm swingin' clear of the Duty Free store, some bad memories from the winter....messy.

..at a bar that never has a lineup!

seen them 8 times and the top 4 were all at The Town Ballroom, if that helps sway ya too

ah yes. no problem. Matthew Good Band blows goats.

for what?

Jake, actually.