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i love how the cows have become a method of making fun of us who can be mad when you open your sentence with "you have 2 cows?" this is the funniest thread!

04/01/09 The Town Ballroom, Buffalo, NY Set I: Made To Measure> Get in the Van, Higgins, Out of Order> Example 1, Utopian Fir Set II: 40's Theme> 2x2, Red Tape, In the Kitchen2> Tribute to the Spinal Shaft> 40's Theme Encore: The Floor 2-unfinished (boo!) was an awesome show. didn't have as much flare as i've seen but off the hook regardless. highlights were the Higgins and Out of Order. We stopped at the border to exchange our money and the hand dryer in the washroom had an "out of order" sign on it so i said to the gang that that was a sign that they'd play it...and they did. hand dryer prophet? the 2x2 was the 2nd set highlight for me. spinal shaft was d-d-d-dirty!

i think i just plotz'd.

All three of those made me laugh out loud, dave bouchism you have 2 cows they are TRU3 fans.

Boochism You have two cows. They make you Angré.

that is hilarious kev!

i'll tip one or two for ya at Umphrey's tonight brah

Facebookism You own 2 cows 1 cow wants to be your friend the other cow constantly takes quizzes *ALERT* DAVEY BOY is now taking a shit you deny the first cow and purge the 2nd.

C-Towns Corporation you own 2 cows 1 gets deported the other shits on your couch.

i'm sure there will be trouble, you know, the usual 200 arrests in Hampton or something like that. I'm pretty sure those numbers will follow them around.

i see the usual.

let's recreate the tricycle race from Revenge of the Nerds.

i'll race ya on foot. ankles better now.

WTF is up with that? He was awesome in place of BJ last year and now their talking Downs? fack'n hell. Downs would probably do ok but he's a finesse lefty. Closers need raw fuckin'power. I feel torn between my love of Cito and hate for J.P. right now.

definitely. bullpen was the wrong term. I said it before and i'll say it again, BJ Ryan is done. you heard it here (again)

I also think that if Snider flourishes that they should consider trading Overbay for another arm in the roattion, they are absolutely gonna die with their pitching this year.

what would lead you to believe i'm better than that. I'm hardly adequate in any real situation.

here's hoping that Snider kid blossoms this year. he has such a smooooooth swing.

Iraq was my fave i think.

21 Economic Models Explained SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

this has a Marley and Me feel to it.

DUDE!