You mean yer wife? Drinking Triathlon 1. Pre-drinking at a Junior Hockey Game. Ottawa 67's game, get wasted on snoots. Yell and scream at the top of our lungs, little children are a little frightened, chased the opposing team out the building, someone pissed on the front steps of the Civic Centre, may have hit Mr. Big Time. Berated member of opposing team because his name was Hendrick 2. High-Five Attack The Poor House, The Spades on stage. Proceed to give everyone in bar high-fives. Lost. Some loser refused to give me one. His friends even gave him shit. Possibly met someone from NWT. Couldn't believe it. In the background, someones wife punches some dude in the face. Bradm taping. 3. Beer Stealage Pour beers from pitchers laying around the bar. Oblivious to whether or not owners are watching. Apparently not. 2nd stage. Pour 3 pint glasses full of stolen beer. Proceed to put them in two outside, and one inside pockets of winter jacket, leave bar. Attempt to get into cab without spilling a drop. Successful. Arrive at THAT PLACE. Drink the beers. Successful. Unfortunately, never made it to the finish line. Passed out in bed upstairs, barfed into box, housemates find surprise box next morning. Rubberdinghy-DNF Quote of the night. I'm high on hockey and booze.