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Posts posted by Lazlo
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I know this is hardly the time or the place to bring this up but, I'm pregnant. There's no boubt in my mind that the child is yours, Mike. I've decided to keep it. I know I can trust you to do the right thing.
Congratulations anyway.
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I'm officially changing my penis' name to Brian.
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To quote Marco...
"these are the golden years of Jambands.ca"
It's a shame you can't say the same for your bar.
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i used to see fathead at 'blues on belair' in yorkville back in grade 10
When was that? Last year?
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You read her posts?!
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Hope is my pet name for it. I said Hopes because there's two.
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butterflies, and zebras, moonbeams...and fairytales
Can I come over for dinner?
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I read crack and thought ass then realized I was just getting my hopes up.
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And oh yeah! I love a freshly shaved ball sac. Preferably not my own, but I takes what I can gets.
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Smoking crack's cool and all, but think of the children.
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Happy birthday Stu.
I haven't clean my bathroom since that night.
I love you.
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Dont eat poop!
very best of Blumpkins wishes brother
First blumpkin's on you Charlie Echo Bravo.
On my way to PJC to ruin yet another liver and Ken's evening. You're all welcome to come and watch me cry.
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His shoulder anyway.
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How come when everyone else gets drunk one night they can sleep forever the next morning.. But when I get drunk I get up at 6am bright and ready for the day??
Because God hates you.
So do I.
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There will be other shows though.
That's a shame.
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Finally, a good reason to shave my balls.
First one's free big guy.
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I masturbate.
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I think your BD should include breaskfast in bed tomorrow, too!
Yah, my bed.
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Paisley! Come and get me if your car has found its second wind.
Or you could carry me there.
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Quickly, somebody give me something to care less about.
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Ha Ha you fuckin' pussy.
Love you lots.
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How do people manage to shit themselves on a 30 second salvia buzz yet maintain composure on a 8 hour acid trip?
Take two deep breaths kids.
Mike and Sharon Got Married Dot Com
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Too bad a good idea's not one of those things.