Lazlo

I'm calling immigration.

I can't remember what my first post was but I'm sure it was stupid.

Well, that makes the fourth year in a row we missed midnight.

Keep up the good work kids.

its much nicer here.

It appears as though I've failed in my holy crusade.

Fuck! It's still New Years day? I was hoping my hangover would take me well into the 2nd and I could avoid any further holiday cheeriness and good wishes. Time to start over.

Merry Christmas

It's like going to a Neo-Nazi rally...

In...and I'll supply the tunes for the car ride.

been staying home fighting my cold for days (minus a little Rose Garland last night, but that was food for the soul)

109,873... 109,872... 109,871 seconds to go!

Someone told me you had a virus, I just assumed it was venereal.

what about the Polar Bears?

Let's eat them.

I piss on all your happy holidays.

Marco has to work the next day.

He's not invited.

So depressed.

How much Windex do I need to drink before I go blind?

I'm an octoroon man myself.

Ridiculous! Absolutely fuckin' ridiculous!

Happy 40th.

10 more years and you'll be Ted, but creepier.

Happy b-day bro.

I heard the messages this morning from Lazlo, unfortunately I was out cold when ya'll called. Sorry I couldn't make it.

Have a blast tonight.

I didn't call you retard.

And who is going to host the after party?

I don't know who's hosting it but it's at your place.

Hasn't Mother Nature made enough fun of her?

In the Hall of the Mountain King

Oh come on StoneMtn... Lazlo on New Years? It doesn't get any more enticing than that!

Actually, I was thinking of staying home and crying.

condoldences, cully. losing a pet is heartbreaking.

You make it sound like a fuckin' amusement park ride.

Insensitive prick!

Kaya touched me too.

All along my taint, the under side of my balls, all around my brown eye and between the tits. No one could clean an under carriage like that dog could. No one accept for Cully that is.

That reminds me. Alexis, you should flip your mattress.

Shut up

No. Its a list of people I'm gonna kill.

Am I on that list?

Please tell me I'm on the list.