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he gave it to me you stupid fuck.
I hate you.
And you're gay.
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Does this mean I'll really have to meet Lazlo in person?
Yes, and autographs are $10.
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I got a gig.............
I guess you could call it that.
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Didn't you give the gift I gave you to Schwa or something?
Fuck you Babsy.
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you say that as though it's a bad thing.
Wear a rain coat or you'll understand.
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And your tasers charged.
Aloha,
Brad
Tasers will only make me angry, hence horny.
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What about devious fish?
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I'll be at the Hamilton show, so everybody get your restraining orders updated.
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I was 2 rows behind you and about 5 seats to your left throwing ice cubes in your general direction.
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I partied once with Axl Rose in the early 90s and got nothing but the clap and a premature, crack addicted, retard for my troubles. Actually, that's not true. He did pay for my sex change.
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I have just one piece of advice for you Deeps, actually two.
First and foremost, acquire some talent. I don't care how. Get some lessons, sell your soul to the devil or start rubbing lamps. I don't care which.
Secondly, duct tape a hose to the tailpipe of that shitty, white van you have and stick the other end in your mouth. Don't forget to breathe.
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This just in.
The Chameleon's spellchecker was found this evening with it's head in the oven.
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I prefer to spray my load into some Tupperware for storage purposes. I never remember which sock I used anyway.
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I've never seen anything so offensive.
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My suggestion would be to burn all the artificial Christmas trees and get high from the fumes.
Especially those tacky white ones.
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And I thought I was going to catch shit for being nice.
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I'm looking at something big and they're not eyes.
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i have no respect for dima haters with no eloquence.
infact, not one of you scum bags has made me crack a smile from your hate in ages....you're all pathetic....
Now I'm depressed. You're my idol dude. The only thing I've ever aspired to be. I guess it's time to dismantle my dima shrine. But first I'll touch myself.
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[color:purple]Congratulations
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My mistake was a typo. I can only imagine you were trying to type phonetically with your boyfriends balls in your mouth.
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dude...getting caught off is for 13 year olds at bar mitzvahs.... lets have some class.
Perhaps your a little confused sonny. The term is "cut off", you know, that thing that would happen at a bar if you had to much to drink. But then again you'd have to be of age to know that. "Caught off" is what happens to you on a Friday night while you wait for the girls not to call and your mother walks in.
Hope that clarifies things a bit for you.
U of Guelph is Hotty Central
in Soundboard
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Sorry to disappoint but the topic of this thread makes me terribly uncomfortable.
Girls, yuck.