Lazlo

All these opinions are making my bowels twitch. Is anybody actually considering going to see what will undoubtedly be the worst movie of this year or any?

I think I'm cutting the calluses off my feet that night but I'll try to swing it.

Tornado touched down in the east end of Hamilton ripping the roof off a school gym and collapsing the second floor. Sadly enough only 17 children were injured.

You must love the sound of your own voice.

sure do, Lazlo! They're only $15.95! WOW!

safer than peas in the bum!!

Not true. Peas will eventually rot, you get those beads stuck and you're fucked. I was hoping to get some new ones to get my other set unstuck but at $15.95 I think I'll go used.

I can think of a thousand things I'd rather do with peas besides eat them. Speaking of which, do you sell anal beads?

LMP, now can I take the safety pins out from under my finger nails?

Peanut Butter. Works every time.

Aren't they the same?

You'll have a blast Julie. Last time I danced so hard Steve was shoving twenties in my G-string.

Tofu's shit. Squeezed from the backsides of Portuguese babies. I'd rather eat my mother's pad.

Can I take the safety pins out from under my finger nails yet?

Wrap your head in plastic making sure to cover all your orifices.

You would if he made you play the toad every Saturday.

P.S. Is flashing hooters a recommended job-getting technique? Yes? No? :grin:

Not in your case.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior

and the spook.

I'm confused. Is the Holy Ghost black?

Deb, I'll give you $10 to delete your last post.

I need to write fun stuff too.

Then let's hear about your suicide.

FUCK! I forgot all about it. Where's my tissues?

She's got the wings and the teeth of an african bat.

Her middle name is mud bone and ontop of all that.

Your mama's got an afro with a chin strap.

I blame everything on Lazlo and c-towns. it's the 'in' thing to do.

When people start getting pics of coat hanger abortions and Ku Klux Klan rallies in their e-mails you can start blaming me and how dare you categorize me with c-towns.

Only gimpy tarts have blogs.

well here's a new avatar for ya (as much as i like the current one)

Thanks, but I've already got one.

And as for the nipples... that's pretty much it PP. We actually all start out as females!

Well, that explains why I lactate. Would anybody like cream?

Mmmm...souls. Now I'm hungry.