Lazlo

These are a few of my favourite things...

When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don't feel so bad

You get what you pay for.

Sounds like a brothel slogan.

Buy me a drink, stud?

No ball gag?

...is this the end of c-towns?

lets hope so.

I second that, but alas you have found your avatar. Tis a sad, sad day indeed.

For the last time Shain. Nobody gives a fuck if you're there or not.

People are responsible for themselves and their own actions.

I blame my mother

Took your mama to the drive-in, she didn't have to pay.

Because we dressed her up like a chevrolet.

We hopped on her back to get some burgers at Wendy's.

Her rollerskates went flat and I fell in her but crack.

They thought I was lost but I got saved by the G-strap.

Suckdog

Sixteen Bitch Pile-up

Scissor Shock

Roxanne Jean Police

Rectal Surgery

Nuclear Pig Shit

Nurse With Wound

New Faggot Cunts

Needle Sharing

Gimp Nipples

Flying Testicle

Bubblegum Shitface

Brighter Death Now

Are those seriously band names or a list of your fetishes?

Let me axe you sumthin' you ever thought of gettin' into the pimp game? I think you have the right disposition.

Yes. I've thought of and even dabbled but I found there's a very limited cliental when it comes to cripples and mongoloids.

You're right of course. I can't afford the spray paint.

Same to you.

I know that Kenny G is around here somewhere, I even have some Rick Astley. Tesh blows mountain goats. The only somewhat decent thing he's ever done with his career was play a Klingon on Star Trek The Next Generation.

Joan Osborne- Relish

Billy Joel- River of Dreams

Carole King- Tapestry

Michael Bolton- Greatest Hits

Bette Midler- Bette of Roses

PJ's optional.

Good, cause I sleep in the nude. Just look for the guy who resembles a pig mounting a chicken wearing nothing but black socks.

No doubt. I think I noticed your shadow permanently cast on the wall when I was there.

Bullshit he's 21. The kid doesn't even have pubes.

I'll babysit.

Right on.

I would never allow Grand Theft Auto into my house if I had kids, and they would be in deep shit if I found out they were playing it elsewhere, but I would never ever cast a vote banning it. It just boggles my mind to think otherwise.

That game is to much fun. Finally I can run down hookers in my car, massacre the innocent and not have to worry about any sort of retribution.

I gotta give some love and vomit for Lazlo today.

The dude has just been cracking me up lately.

Thanks for the laughs Lazlo, and the crabs.

No problem dude. My crabs are your crabs. I just hope you shared with Laurie.

no flu shots for me

Good, so when you die I'll spray paint FAG across your stone, dig up your flea bitten corpse, cut off your hands and give myself a prostate exam.

I think that they're just trying to clean up the last remanence of Del.

I don't have that many friends so I wouldn't know.

WHAT?!?!?!?!!

wow.

nothing else to say about that.

See what I mean Steve? LAME