Lazlo

I guess even the French hate the French.

theyll do anything to make a buck, stab their own fucking gramma

I sure as hell would, she's fuckin' old anyway.

Yes please. I want to see that pic of me licking Tooly's tits.

somehow pirates in speedboats don't excite me how pirates did back in the days of eric the red..

That's very interesting seeing how Eric the Red was a viking explorer who discovered Greenland in 986 AD and Pirates as we know them (peglegs, hooks and parrots) didn't come on the scene until approximately 500 years later.

Read a book.

Who else is coming up to get down?

I'll go down if you buy me drinks.

Hux is prettier.

Jen's a great gal but her music is unbearable.

I don't like any of them.

I'm interested in purchasing an 18 year old Asian boy between 4 and 5 feet in height and under 120lb. Must have tattoos. Best price I can find is 7000 for a used model.

Don't worry kids, I don't want to have sex with him, I just want to throw darts and lunch meat at him.

You should rethink that. Afterall I did have those nipples in my mouth.

the Princess Theatre on Wed Oct 23rd at 9:25 pm

That could be difficult, unless of course you mean next Oct. 23rd.

Another night of ear splitting Beatles tunes.

Anything that you can buy on the Internet LEGALLY!

I'll make you regret that.

Wow, sounds like lots of fun, what's going on at the 5th bar with no DJ and no band?

Gay scat orgy hosted by our very own backbacon.

Anything? You'll regret that.

Then how come you haven't called the cops on me? I know why, cause you and Shithead get off on watching me pee. Glad I could help. A face like her's you must need all the help you can get.

Certainly not me.

If you can catch that bastard that keeps pissing on your car/van it may help.

yeah, and apparently he already offered up yer bed (not sure if you guys come with it though...?)

Make sure you change the sheets cause Lisa sheds and smells like used Q-tips.

I hear that Aaron Goldstein kid's a queer.

Yummy, bee vomit. As long as I think of it that way I'll be fine. Sign me up for a keg of that shit and throw in some naked pictures of Jay and you got a deal.

And men have nipples so they can practice for the big game.

I really sympathise with you Steve. I'd be really bitter too if I spent all that time and money going to school to learn how to use a calculator. Get over yourself. You're nothing but a glorified secretary.

I thought this thread said "World's Largest Living Orgasm"

lazlo, you should consider buying some of this for under your boobs. It will keep that area dry and the cheese will be raspberry flavoured.

Does it come in salami? I'm not a raspberry kind of fag.

I use it to kill my crabs