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Think Scotty has his hip pack over his package because he doesn't trust Sulu?
"Dammit George for the last time, I don't want to see your warp coil."
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Looks like my grandmothers' bush.
1964
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Thanks Brad, I'll give it a shot.
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I need the resume to be the body
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How do I get my resume from Microsoft Word to my hotmail account so I can send it to this online application thing?
Please don't use big computer words because I'm stupid.
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Say please
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Can I be some kind of crazy ambassador from a far-away land? Please?
Sure. I need an ambassador for La-la land
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No "Grand Inquisitor"? Unimpressed.
Dostoevsky is a hack.
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It might not have made you feel good but I came.
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if i ever want to try your choda cheese, i will get marco to sample it first, as it seems he has an inclination for bad food.
You sure? It tastes like cashews.
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I still have a couple openings in my cabinet.
Minister of the Supernatural
Minister of Bad Taste
Grand Dragon of Immigration
Executioner
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I just fainted.
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Dear Alexis,
You can use my ass as a pillow, it's soft and jell-oey. It even comes with a snack.
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You can be my Minister of Poo.
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That's right, by the end of the month Basher will be the proud father of a 2006 Honda Civic Hybrid! YIPPEE!!
How you gonna squeeze that out your dick?
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I'll be the leader of the oposition
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You didn't tell me to go fuck myself.
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Was it taped?
Wish I could have made it, just bad timing for me...
Willy taped it but they wouldn't let him patch in to the board.
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kookycanooky and were in gear to go, but the ridiculous weather kept us at home. Glad to hear they were good, I liked them at CTMF.
What are you on? It was a fairly warm evening and the wind and rain died down around nine o'clock.
Tell me another one.
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I'm having Todd's baby.
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I slipped on the ice outside at work and fu?ked myself but good.
Lazlo - Were you hurt? Are you okay?
I was fine but I bent my cock real bad. Took the better part of a year to stop pissing in my face.
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Dear Lazlo - Go fu?k yourself! AND fu?k OFF!
OHH that feels soooooooo good ::
Remember this one Megs? I believe that was right after I told you I was going to jerk off while you puked on me. Ain't nostalgia great?
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You should be disbarred
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Damn I missed this thread. Anybody feel like telling me to go and fuck myself?
Please.
America's Next Top Model
in Soundboard
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Or give some great head.