SmoothedShredder

Theme: Songs with 8 or more words in the title 1. The Sister's Euclid - Years and Years of Espionage Under Her Belt 2. Jimmy Cliff - You Can Get it if You Really Want 3. Sufjan Stevens - All Good Naysayers, Speak Up! Or Forever Hold Your Peace! 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Happy birthday Mr. Backbacon

The Toronto Maple Leafs have won their version of the Stanley Cup! Just got back from the afterparty! Yonge Street was insane! We were fliping cars and setting them on fire. Can't wait to go down to Nathan Phillips Square for the big rally and all the speeches!

2-1 3-1 4-1 3-1, one more 3rd period let down of 2-1... then it's go time. I think we're all rooting for the Leafs to make the playoffs at this point! But yeah, i'm a little bitter beans.

Bitter beans.

Theme: Songs about Troubled Relationships 1. Old Crow Medicine Show - My Good Gal 2. Dave Matthews - Stay or Leave 3. Led Zeppelin - Hot Dog 4. Ben Folds Five - Song For The Dumped 5. Chris Brown & Kate Fenner - Resistance 6. Fleetwood Mac - Second Hand News 7. Genesis - Misunderstanding 8. King Crimson - Three of a Perfect Pair 9. The Slip - I Hate Love 10. Pearl Jam - Leaving Here 11. 12. In honour of International Womens day; and really drove home the troubled relationships, side of things.

Atleast Alfie still has a chance to come through. Does MisterH think Mats might utter those same words anytime soon? No how, no way. He's too smart to do that. The off season is going to be cruel to your team... and tonight is going to be a cold look into the future... bleak and without hockey happiness. Saku? Any preminissions you might like to share? No, okay... the sun is setting on two of three nordland captains. Guess which two it is? Anyways..................... Back to the Sens. Going to be good for the team to have a revolving door to the playoffs me thinks. Eventually we are going to find that consistant 2nd line scoring, and there wherever the rest of the chips fall, they fall. Time to get this pony ready for the show.

Love Tap.

Who said what now?

1. Motley Crue - Shout at the Devil 2. Billy Idol - Rebel Yell 3. Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11 12.

Theme: Songs relating to crime in some way 1. Rheostatics - Stolen Car 2. Ice-T - O. G. Original Gangster 3. Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks 4. Roger Waters - Me or Him 5. The Disco Biscuits - I-man 6. Neil Young - Crime in the City 7. Joel Plaskett - Mystery and Crime 8. Supertramp - Crime of the Century 9. Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal 10. The Tragically Hip - Locked In The Trunk of A Car 11. 12.

Quit trying to distract us you stupID little Leaf fans. We killed you last night, and we're going to kill you tomorrow. [sing: Metallica] And nothing else matters [/sing]

I mean really, why are you hyping this up? We all know when the time comes to say something half intellegent, the best you'll probably come up with is: "I like Monkeys" My only regret is that I didn't lead with this retort.

How many souls do you have left to sell? /sarcasm

KILLLL THEM And remember a hockey game is atleast 60 minutes long this time!

New Theme: A favourite song you've been dieing to submit, but just didnt fit into one of these others themes. 1. David Sylvian - Forbidden Colours 2. Les Claypool - Rumble of the Diesel 3. Pink Floyd - Several Small Species of Furry Animals Gathered Together in Cave and Grooving with a Pict 4. Andre Williams - Pussy Stank But So Do Marijuana 5. Frank Zappa - Stairway To Heaven 6. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback 7. Pearl Jam / Joey Ramone - Sonic Reducer (Dead Boys Cover) Live in New Orleans (Released on a Pearl Jam Xmas single 8. The Gladiators - Mr Sweet 9. Deltron (aka Del the Funky Homosapeien) - 3030 10. 11. 12. I apologize if there has been a topic that was a) All numbers or contained a referce to time... if so, please remove my post.

Theme: Songs About Toronto 1. Final Fantasy - The CN Tower Belongs to the Dead 2. Rheostatics - Dope Fiends and Boozehounds 3. Rush - YYZ 4. The Shuffle Demons - Spadina Bus 5. Tragically Hip - Bobcaygeon 6. K-OS - Flypaper 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Lryic Sample: [Verse 1] Ya, you see everyday All the people standing at the train station Left, right, left, right, left, right We don't talk to each other now What an alien nation Up, tight, up, tight, up, tight I hope one day some things can get better I hope some way our hearts can change the weather As we walk this yellow road And try to shake the load In this 4-1-6 area code It's another night in TV land I say [Chorus] I'm not one to repeat myself But if it ain't broken Don't fix it I see you burning all that midnight oil But I'm caught between a rock and a hard place That's why I'm walking in the city with a hard face Seems I'm afraid of being afraid

New Theme: Songs to listen to when embarking on a twelve mile run, or a cross-country roller blading adventure. 1. Trey Anastasio - Push on till the day 2. Woody Guthrie - Blowin' Down This Road (I Ain't Gonna Be Treated This Way) 3. Phish - Run Like an Antelope It's got a great gate!!! and it's long, bu the time it's done you've got a few clicks under your belt!

I met most of Parliament in the Wendy's In Mallorytown (the one on the South of the 401). I love that place.

THEME: songs about loving/teaching children, one's own or those of the 'world' edit to add:I should clarify...I mean teaching in the sense of providing loving advice/mentoring...I'm looking for only POSITIVE-vibey songs, here. 1. Bruce Cockburn - Little Seahorse 2. Bob Dylan - Forever Young 3. CSN - Teach Your Children 4. Dixie Chicks - Godspeed (Sweet Dreams) 5. Talib Kweli (& Mos Def) - Joy 6. Bob Marley-One Love 7. Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit 8. Grateful Dead - I Will Take You Home 9. Joel Plaskett Emergency - Come On, Teacher 10. 11. 12

Lol... tis' merely a slump. Just gotta find some character... Fisher, Redden, and Vermette gotta step up. It's funny seeing the Sens take a couple steps back and having these non-playoff teams fans come in here like Jackyls looking for scraps.

1. Meatloaf - I would do anything for love (but I won't do that) 2. Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life 3. Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box 4. The Tragically Hip - Scared 5. Backstreet Boys- Get Down (lol) 6. Fugees - Fu-Gee-La 7. Smashing Pumpkins - Today 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Friggin' Awful, and no VanMassenhoven to blame tonight. All Sens in the demise. This mini-slump might become a mega slump if the Sens don't wake up and realize the game is 60 minutes... and/or worse... longer. The only thing keeping me from freaking out is that this is not the playoffs. Shake it off dudes and get back to work!