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... whenever I ... 1) need a good laugh 2) want to enter a bizzare world of confusion 3) 4) please add on ...

listen to the broadcast on saturday night. actually sounded better than at the show and I was pleased they mixed in aud on the recording. sounded great. i took the show poster in to be plaqued too. this was a very good rheo's week. ya know, other than the fact that they died.

Songs about strippers. 1. The Bloodhound Gang - The Lap Dance is Always better when the Stripper is Crying 2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls 3. Presidents of the United States of America - Stranger 4. Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Down Under The Stars 5. Chris DeBurgh - Patricia the Stripper 6. Tom Waits - Pasties And A G-String 7. Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed - Cajun Stripper 8. Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots/Jack the Stripper 9. Jon Spencers Blues Explosion - Lap Dance 10. 2 Live Crew - Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance 11. 12.

Given the reason for our long weekend, the new theme is to list songs which reference crucifixion, persecution, or saviours. If there is a direct reference, quote the line after the song. 1. Grateful Dead - Unbroken Chain ("Roll you down the line boy, drop you for a loss, Ride you out on a cold railroad and nail you to a cross.") 2. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose 3. Eric Schwartz - Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis 4. The Hold Steady - How a Resurrection Really Feels 5. Ernie Marrs - Plastic Jesus 6. Rheostatics - Jesus Was Once a Teenager Too 7. Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority 8. Ministry - Psalm 69 9. Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr In a crucifixation ecstasy Lying cross chequed in agony Stigmata bleed continuously Holes in head, hands feet, and weep for me. Stigmata oh you sordid sight Stigmata in your splintered plight Look to your crimson orifice In holy rememberance In scarlet bliss. 10. 11. 12.

Theme: Songs About The Sanctuary (This theme is very loosely defined, and very much open to interpretation; but if any players don't understand why the song is about The Sanctuary, they can ask you about it, meaning that your song-choice may be open to challenge, so be prepared to defend it...) 1. The Circle Jerks - I Just Want Some Skank 2. The Doors - People are Strange 3. The Slip - Sorry 4. Diesel Dog - Chico 5. Bob Dylan - Disease Of Conceit 6. The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary 7. J. Geils Band - Sanctuary 8. Cracker - Don't fuÇk Me Up (With Peace and Love) 9. Beatles - Come Together 10. 11. 12.

Theme: Air Drums (the songs that involuntary make you play "air drums" to, every time you hear them) 1. The Police - Demolition Man 2. Platinum Blonde - It Doesn't Really Matter 3. Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight (y'all know the part!!) 4. Dire Straits - Money for Nothing 5. AC DC - Thunderstruck 6. Rush - Tom Sawyer 7. Ben Harper - Burn One Down 8. Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle 9. Metallica - Master of Puppets 10. 11. 12.

Cool. Let's go with songs by supergroups. ("Supergroup" for this theme will be defined as a band comprised, at least in the majority, of members of previously-existing, well-established groups or well-established solo-artists.) 1. The Word - I'll Fly Away 2. Traveling Wilburys - Tweeter And The Monkey Man 3. Asia - Heat of the Moment 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

come on people! ive made a personal promiss that I will contribute at least 10 songs today!!! so, unless y'all want me to start creating new ID's and double/triple posting, we need to kick these babies into high gear!!! boom boom boom! next theme. today is all about speed! i mean, ya know, with all due respect and all that crap

speaking of ... is Ron Sexsmith now considered punk? he'd be amused, im sure oh ... nevermind ...

Theme: Waiting ... still waiting (songs about waiting) 1. Talking Heads - Crosseyed and Painless 2. Soul Asylum - Somebody To Shove 3. Ron Sexsmith - While You're Waiting 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

nice. nothin' like a little live ani on a warm summer night.

Recent retakes of very old songs (with approximate date of original) 1. Hoedown - Bela Fleck and the Flecktones (Aaron Copland, 1942) 2. The Souljazz Orchestra - Creator Has A Master Plan (Pharoah Sanders, 1969) 3. Sting - In Darkness Let Me Dwell (John Dowland, c. 17th century) 4. Norah Jones - Cold, Cold Heart (Hank Williams, 1951) 5. Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd, 1979) 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. is that old enough?

inappropriate touching oh yeah, and soccer

hey, this is cool. almost sounds like something the rheos would have put out themselves. i love the seagull guitar. thanks.

we had a lighting designer once, but he went mad so we shot him ...

Good songs from good albums with funny album titles 1. Jim Bryson - My Marie of the Sea (Where the Bungalows Roam) 2. Richard Thompson - The Old Changing Way (Henry The Human Fly) 3. System of a Down - Innervision (Steal This Album) 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

really? what's the story here? Google the song. One interesting thing is that their voices are almost identical on the song. the distinctive soprano fame > fame fame fame fame > bass fame vocal near the end of the song is lennon. i debated between this and the 'jeux sans frontier' Kate Bush vocal in Garbriel's Games Without Frontiers both are generally uncredited.

in guelph, we have to sort garbage and use three different coloured bags. one grocery chain in town has switched to transparent green bags so we can use them for our compostables. i thought this was pretty cool of them. you also have to pay 5cents for each bag there, which really cuts down on waste, i think. it all helps.

i'm bettin' on the kid third from the left. he's definately got that i gotta boner look.

Theme: Favourite Studio Tracks featuring Special Guests 1. Johnny Cash - Bridge Over Troubled Water (featuring Fiona Apple) 2. Phish - Roggae (w/ Gordon Stone.. sweet pedal steel solo) 3. Double Trouble - Baby, There's No One like You (Dr. John, Willie Nelson) 4. Drive-By Truckers - Aftermath U.S.A. (John "Jojo" Herman) 5. David Bowie - Fame (John Lennon) 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

Theme: Least Favourite Songs on Favourite Albums 1. Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny (We're Only In It For The Money) 2. The Buzzcocks - Radio Nine (A Different Kind of Tension) 3. Jimi Hendrix Experience - Little Miss Strange (Electric Ladyland) 4. Drive-By Truckers - Your Daddy Hates Me (Decoration Day) 5. The Beatles - Octopus's Garden (Abbey Road) 6. David Bowie - The Bewlay Brothers (Hunky Dory) 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

this isnt the only weird thing here today

years ago when i was a grad student in a sociology dept that shall remain nameless, a proposition was put on the table to restrict teachings about race, religion and gender because of potential offense to students. it didnt fly. classes would surely have been pretty boring. but, i was pretty surprised at how many people bought into the idea (or at least said they did, knowing that it wouldnt pass).

perhaps on the surface, a strange band. but i think the organizers may have a plan.