Hal Johnson

I still think you should submit a team. When i was in grade seven we all had to pick teams for math (just an excuse my teacher had). Anyway, this little asain girl name Ying ended up winning. She never watched hockey in her life. You can be that little asain girl PT!

Did you just critique the Fresh Prince?

Booche, you said you wouldnt show that picture to anyone. Seriously all, Im okay! Ive only got to hold on for another two weeks and MaxWebster gets his bonus for reffering me! I shake my fist at you Max!!! But thanks for your kind words -you guys rock and really help me endure my cubicle. Sometimes I chuckle when i think of the IT guy that is spying on me right now and sees the picture Booche put up there. Good stuff.

Maybe all he really needed was a good anecdote. Afer all, as Readers Digest likes to point out when doing a number two, Laughter is the best Medicine.

Too many good lines in there to quote. I want to get a Halak Jersey now.

He was also the master of the foul-tick. What a player!

nah, he got a beam-ball to the head, hasnt played since.

Sounds like you know yer shit to me! Just made the change. I will wholeheartedly blame you though if it doesnt work out.

Wait - are you in my pool?

For one of my baseball pools - who would you go with?

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 http://www.quotegarden.com/smoking.html

Body Break, with yours truly: I think less people would committ suicide if more of them smoked.

Those wednesdays were a far cry from the things that went on there on Sundays. Sundays have been notorious forever now. Im surprised it even took them this long to do it, to be honest. Hope Steve's okay though!

Ha! Thats funny. If its any consolation, I slipped on some ice yesterday on a busy downtown street. Managed to not break my smoke or spill my coffee though!

Melons. Or Honey Dew. They're always so prominant in a fruit salad. Drives me up the wall!

"My name is Florida. Florida?! That's the name of a State! Why is my name Florida?"

Ever heard of happy endings? Just kidding Tricky - congrats man!

Your the man, Roller - thanks for those. Those Hartford Wailers were tenacious little f*cks werent they? We should finshed that series in 5 games! Didnt Peiterangelo stand on his head for the last 3 games?

Its a right of passage dj. You get a DUI at spring training, everyone knows that.

Hes been injured forever - you cant just write him off that easily. But fuck, I dunno. Im just wishing they had a lefty in their rotation.

cuz I did some research and Gustavo said this: "I think I am 80 percent right now, but I am feeling better every time out," which would mean that his velocity should increase up to MLB standards.

He's been losing velocity for a number of years. His ERA has never been good' date=' so I think he's through. He will be either sent down (waivers probably applies) or released. [/quote'] Wait a minute...is that what THEY were saying, or is that what YOU were saying?

Sucks. He had some promise. Would have been nice to have a possible lefty in the rotation too.

I was gonna respond to that, then decided I'm not even gonna dignify it with a response, so there. go Rays!

HA! Thats cool - I think he'll do well.