Hal Johnson

PIERRE MCGUIRE!!

Wow, that is very sad.

...or Olszzikowitsch

Im hoping for Boston in the first round.

I remember half the fun of owning a ball cap was executing a perfect curve for the bloody thing. Kids these days haven't got a clue!

Wasn't it baseballs? What the fuck is a matter with people? It's good and bad...the good news is that over half of these people won't be at the rest of the games, therefore stiffling the mob mentality a little bit, but the bad news is that over half of these people won't be at the rest of the games turning the dome back into a mosoleum. But seriously, that was stupid.

Bah!

As for the Jays' hopes this year, Im gonna be optimistic. Last year our pitching kept us competitive, until the end of the year, when our bats got hot and the Jays flirted with the post season for about a minute. People (the media) tend to forget just how useless Gibby was at manufacturing runs. Now we get a full season of Cito. The way I see it is that Rolen and Overbay will be the X-Factor on this team. If they hit better than last season (which they are both more than capable of), or even match their output from down the stretch (imagine?!?), the Jays could surprise a lot of teams with their offense. Snyder. Lind. a healthy Aaron Hill. Oh yea, and Wells and Rios. As for pitching, the Jays still have their bullpen intact (except for Ryan) which is a good thing to say the least. If starters 3 through 5 can get through 5 innings(which isn't a ridiculous possibility!) on most nights, we do still have one of the, if not, best BP's in the league. The media has already written this year's team off, which is fine. McGowan and Marcum are HUGE losses, this is true, but last year the same "experts" had the Jays competing for the Wild Card and division before they even knew who these guys were. All Im saying is don't count these guys out just yet...and cheers to opening day!

Go Green and White!!

You'll recognize the pic when you open the link if your from around here...very sad. Schwa. - I now know who you were talking about... Behind blue eyes: Loved ones of well-known street person hope public reaches out to others in need

Oh, I meant start from scratch next year with a new draft and everything.

Right, games played can be extended. But maybe not by too much - I kinda like the strategy involved with it, anyone else?

The Habs' Slumpbuster? (4 Habs Fans are on to something - I say go with it!)

Dave-O, you bring up a good point. We'll do it next year, for sure. So far I've got: * Keeper League * Restrictions on number of waiver picks Any other suggestions?

Leafism: You haven't had a cow in a while. No prospect for cows in the near future, either. People still buy your milk. Sensism: You have three cows. The rest of your farm blows goats. Habism: 24 cows, bitches.

To be fair, Accardo has reportedly had horrible spring. Im sure the move is more a kick in the pants than anything else.

Scancism You want two cows. Basher will let you know when they go on sale

We should do it at Central Tech, in downtown TO. It's got all sorts of character for a good background.

Really, the Pope with the boxing glove didn't make you chuckle even a tiny bit?

http://www.cracked.com/article_17222_13-most-epic-april-fools-day-pranks-never-pulled.html

I'd definitely do the whole race with a smoke hanging off my lips.

They did send Accardo to Syracuse to start the season...apparently he's pissed.

THAT would be highlarious! Wuddya say Schwa?!?