Hal Johnson

Who's starting for Ottawa?

Jays should go after Oliver Perez. He's a solid Lefty who seems to be under everyone's radar right now. Seriously, he'd be good. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6945

I tried this, but the hassle factor is through the roof!

Got ya beat. I get free Van Houtte coffee at work. We have a choice of several flavours. And I'm pretty sure I drink an unhealthy amount of it at times.

Damn straight PT, damn straight. And plus, it's almost *that* time of year again! Cant wait to not win a thing again! Damn teenager employees think they can get away with rolling up the rim and then down again....Im on to them dammit, and I aint lettin it go this year....

Your so right, whitey. All it will take is a couple of early losses.

Watched it, it was awesome. Is his thing this saturday?

AJ close to signing with Yanks! This will be good for the Jays when he hurts his finger nail and misses most of the season!

I'd love to see Pogge come up here and take his beats. Sure, maybe he's not tearing up the AHL (i dunno, is he?) but maybe he needs to be playing with the pros to reach his potential, some guys are like that.

Booche, Schwa., and Davey Boy go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, Booche, on the right, wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" Davey Boy, on the left, wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then Schwa., in the middle, wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Davey Boy and Booche go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Booche wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Davey Boy, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.†“I see millions and millions of stars, Booche†replies Davey Boy. “And what do you deduce from that?†Davey Boy ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Booche?†Booche is silent for a moment. “Davey Boy, you idiot!†he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!â€

Watch, they'll win a superbowl in Toronto within their first 5 yrs on field goal down the middle. :grin:

You gotta come NewRider, I'll let you feel my boobs!

Weak first goal by Toskala killed em. Cooge starts next game?

Brutal! Those announcers have no hearts. [color:gray]As if Im turning into a Bills fan?!?

::dips out of work early, purchases box of baseballs, draws square on basement wall, files finger nails::

Ha! It seems those tix just don't want to be had.

I'll be Hallow Johnson

Simmons is good shit: "I always compare T-shirts and dress shirts to baseball pitchers -- you have your ace, your closer, your set-up guys, your rotation starters and then your fringe guys who move up and down between the majors and minors and you can't decide whether they should stay or not. Then you have T-shirts or shirts that you received as a gift or you bought when you were drunk or in the mood to just buy something. Those are the Carl Pavano shirts."

Another WTF? moment last night. Last second TD to Moss shoulda never happened.

Oh man, I was just gonna say, Andy Moog.

Like the hit on Drury a while back...argument was the elbow glanced off the shoulder....riiiiiight.

It hurts! Ya, well, Meche is gonna come a close 67th in the american league, Im sure of it.

Im sorry.