1. My course books are, like, totally heavy. 2. You should see my schedule, I have to walk miles between classes. 3. Q: Do you know where the student centre is? A: Turn around. 4. Get out of here Booche, what are you, like 80? 5. Wanna play ping pong? 6. WTF? 7. The Simpsons are like SO first year! (I actually heard a guy say that on the bus)