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Booche

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  1. I wish Dave Matthews Band would break up so people would want them to get back together.
  2. Booche

    WORLD CUP

    Ollie Twit, the context goes like this: Zidane sarcastically offered his shirt to Materazzi after the match because he had been tugging on it. Materazzi replied, confirming he is not gay.
  3. ODDS???? Let me get this straight. Oliver Twit comes in here gleaming about this upcoming match and now he wants to bet tinys vs regulars? Fucking pussy. Sure. I'll put up 6 cans of Pilsner Urquell against 6 bottles of Creemore. Fucking pussy.
  4. Schwa has the sweatiest nutsack known to mankind.
  5. This is precisely when you shouldnt be looking forward to playing ManU. Something needs to be proven sooner or later and they are going to start firing them home. DVD bet?
  6. I just read this at CNN: Vick's attorneys have been negotiating with federal prosecutors over terms of the deal, which must be approved by the judge. While prosecutors can recommend a sentence, the decision ultimately rests with the judge. The plea would help Vick avoid additional federal charges. Federal prosecutors had offered a deal recommending an 18- to 36-month prison sentence. Vick's attorneys were trying to reduce that to less than a year, two sources told CNN earlier on Monday.
  7. Well, it depends on how you define lengthy. Its probably between 1 and 3 years.
  8. RICHMOND, Va. -- Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick accepted a plea deal Monday and lengthy prison sentence to avoid additional federal charges in a dogfighting case that has driven his NFL career to a halt. "After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick has asked that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding charges pending against him," Vick attorney Billy Martin said in a statement. "Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter. All three of Vick's co-defendants have reached plea deals in the case. Vick had been facing a Nov. 26 trial date.
  9. Booche

    Whiskey

    I've been on the edge many times boys.
  10. Yeah. I call it my cock.
  11. We once labelled one broad as House Of The Gigantic Clit. I would like to be able to take credit for it since it sounds like something I would have come up with but I think the reason why it was so funny came thanks to a friend who we would never have guessed would make up a term like that. Obviously we were all blazed and laughing hysterically for hours. Its really hard to recall shit from over 20 years ago! Come to think of it. That's what we called the girl, not her cunt. Wait a minute. Since she was a stupid cunt, does that count?
  12. Since I was a teenager I have always loved the drippy fuckhole. It will always be a favorite. Not overly original but it sounds delicious.
  13. Well, you know what they say. "If the sailboats a rockin'............" Say hi to Geoff for me. I havent talked to him in a bit.
  14. Naughty bits is what's left in the stench trench after jizzin' some baby batter in it.
  15. Well, based on what you have just written I am going to have to say "no"
  16. Ah, my love. What this world would be without you. Plainly simple. Poor and untrue. Goodnight my darling. Mama Mia yo!
  17. PERFECT! Boy or girl, Atari Bouchard it is!
  18. Awesome. I have to remember your signature for Douglas StnMtn, once I knock her up real good and she is about to pop. So no one has used the name Atari yet, eh? ::crosses fingers in hopes I can apply it to my first child::
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