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I dont think that kid is going to be very cute dude.

They are trying to appeal to a new market.

7. Get thigh sweats for Brad Barr.

Your a godamn fucking freak Ollie. Enjoy yer bday.

Yup, this looks totally awesome.

You're lucky that I keep my promises.

This is the greatest thread in Rich Stadium.

I have got this facking CRANKED! God bless the archive for killer RA sbds (and all those that taped/uploaded them). 06/03/05 Ryan Adams & The Cardinals Northern Lights Clifton Park, NY Set 1 Easy Plateau Let It Ride Mockingbird What Sin A Kiss Before I Go To Be Young (Is To Be Sad, Is To Be High) Please Do Not Let Me Go Shakedown On 9th Street New York, New York The Rescue Blues Why Do They Leave? She Wants To Play Hearts When The Stars Go Blue (aborted) Bird Song Set 2 Intro Beautiful Sorta Nightbirds Trains Magnolia Mountain Dance All Night When The Stars Go Blue Song Lotto: Meadowlake Street Rosebud Harder Now That It's Over I See Monsters My Winding Wheel Come Pick Me Up Love Is Hell

Have fun in this life Vanessa and congrads to the new parents.

It's a picture of a snake, get it? And its biting a nose, which symbolizes a clit, which is what my cock looks like when it is next to a normal sized cock. Get it? Fuck. You people are so stupid.

Once bitten, twice shy.

Chugs and jugs.

Now wait a minute. 2 completely separate topics. What you are talking about is the Idiots Guide To Being Friends With LJFH.

That's because you are dating Jodie.

Here's chapter 1 A Dummies Guide to Learning BradM's Taper Techniques Rule number 1 - At EVERY waking opportunity, make sure to say "My name is and I am a taper." 2 - Contact anyone possible who might give you the 'rights' to tape the gig. 3 - Show up to bar obscenely early, with an extra-large coffee in hand. 4 - Pray you get to hear sound-check. Hell, pray that you can tape it! 5 - Fiddle with your knobs, tape mics to stuff, ask people if they saw the evenings band on their previous trip to Ottawa. Order 1st of 3 large drafts. 6 - Once the music gets going and the crowd starts to fill up, make sure to exclaim to passer-bys "THIS is why I tape" during any jam that sees the bar quiet due to the pedestrian nature of 99% of jambands. 7 - Fiddle with your knobs some more. 8 - Begin to 'rock the fuck out' like you are playing air-guitar, without actually playing air-guitar. 9 - Get a confused look on your face when the music doesnt go where you expected and start fiddling with your knobs like you are 'rocking the fuck out' playing air-guitar without actually playing air-guitar. 10 - Once setbreak hits, go outside with your headphones so that you can re-listen to what you captured. Doing this in a loud group of 10-20 people is the best environment. Slowly filter yourself away from the group. Head down the sidewalk a little bit and begin to 'rock the fuck out' again. Repeat steps 5 through 10 for each set 11 - Get home, immediately transfer music and upload it to the archive. 12 - Wait for accolades. Flex muscles. Look in mirror.

Homer: Eh, what do you mean by `suggested donation'? Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir. Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay ... zero? Clerk: That is up to you. Homer: Ooh, so it's up to me, is it? Clerk: Yes. Homer: I see. And you think that people are going to pay you $4.50 even though they don't have to? Just out of the goodness of their... [laughs] Well, anything you say! Good luck, lady, you're gonna need it!

Sponsered by Kettlemans. We take MTL bagels and cook the fuck out of them! Ok, I made that up but there's your heady meals during the fest.

Can I give the little mother-fucker his/her first shotgun? Good for you guys and all the best. Maybe we wont be seeing youse as early as I had hoped! Yeah and quit to go find new parents 3 days after that!

For christ's sake. Tough loss.

Nah, it aint my bday. Its my present from DaveyBoy that I hadnt got into yet. Actually. Scratch that. I did already drink those beers!

To say this is a disappointingly frustrating result is almost an understatement but what isnt one is that Duberry is built like a monster. Even I was surprised to see 4 mins added for extra time. ::opens his bday Boddingtons, thanks DaveyBoy::

I just saw the highlight. Jesus, that was gorgeous.

Just give them some advice like "shave yer balls" and shit. Its alot easier and less stressful.

BAM! Peanut butter and jam!

I'll tell you right now boys. I will go on a looting rampage if Newcastle gets the title this year. Who's with me?