Davey Boy 2.0

...I also heard that the term 'Foreman' gets a bit lost in translation

swamp juice & wanksock rations

stay in school, kids

I think the lesson here is that we can all give thanks to the fact that we don't have to drink schwill/jungle or swamp juice any more. All of us except Myrna, perhaps.

schwill

you can't fake internal injuries!

I thought Saxberg had a monopoly on anything jambandy @ the Citizen Good article

that sounds like a confession, PoG

waiting for a hot date, meggo?

'A pair of deadly kung fu sisters have given traditional dating the chop - to hold a challenge tournament where only the survivors will get the chance to date them. Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through. First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them. "They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin. "We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily," said Yin. "So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men. But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward" - Metro. Quote Of The Day "I'm a very good martial artist - but I think I'd want to see them with the masks off before I decided whether I wanted to fight for them" - One potential suitor has his priorities right.

'Authorities say a man walked into work in Oklahoma City and discovered a naked man sitting at his desk, looking at pornography. Curtis Halberstadt was being held Tuesday on an indecent exposure complaint. According to a police report, a worker at the unidentified business found a nude man viewing pornography on his computer when he came back from lunch on Thursday. Police say the employee told them he didn't know the intruder and that the man didn't work there. According to the report, when the employee asked him what he was doing there, the man said, "cleaning and trying to make some money." An Oklahoma County jailer says Halberstadt is being held on $2,000 bond. The jailer says records don't indicate whether Halberstadt had retained an attorney' - AP

badams just started it himself, I reckon

My prediction is that c-towns'll seem rammed but not full which could easily change

on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness

wait wait wait.....

I heard something entirely different

The yoush over here as well, but yeah for me it's not about the food but sharing it (& boozing up) with family

woof indeed

Upper Canada Lager accompanying a Pubwell's Deluxe, extra green pepper

is that the point when they stopped or started playing their own instruments?

i know at least 6 people on this board that make better ribs than the Foolish, including (ironically) bouche

dare to dream

jaybone has a yeast infection?!?

don't go changing, mon ami

maybe i'll stick with the double down then