make that Scientology, Rastafarianism and Baptist (for the music) Going to need a houseband for the church though I've contacted Esau's people about annointing him Holder of the Sacrament/Bootlegger, they're checking his schedule right now
i'm envisioning a cross between Scientology and Rastafarianism DEM- You're in the running to teach the introductory course ($5000) on the path to Dariusitude
we had a (crazy) music teacher in elementary school that would get mad if we said "Geez". Her reason being "I know that's short for Jesus!". There were a few other words like that that she didn't like for similar reasons.
we should start our own religion! everyone knows that starting a religion is a good way to make money who wants to be the messiah/prophet/saviour/lightning rod? we also need a name