Apparently Arshavin's got a twitter or summat that gets pretty highlarious...or maybe i need to get out more...
'Question: Hi, do you like horses? Have you ever ridden them? If not, do you want to try? If you want to ask me something, feel free to do it
'Arshavin: Actually, I once rode a horse bareback in the village. It was very slippery, I was a small boy then, I was barely holding its mane when suddenly it bolted and I almost fell into a pile of manure. After that, I never sat on the horse again.'
'Question: What do you think of ideological anarchism?
'Arshavin: In order to give you an exhaustive explanation, I should thoroughly study this subject. So far I can't say anything.'
'Question: I had a dream tonight and for some reason, your face was all covered in freckles! My question is: do you have freckles? If you do, do you always have them or they just appear in the springtime?
'Arshavin: Perhaps it was a color dream, where there was a lot of sun, because I have freckles only when I sunbathe a lot.'
'Question: Do you have a yellow rubber duck in your bathroom?
Arshavin: Yes, how do you know?'
'Question: Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin: It's unlikely; I'm a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.'
'Question: Andrey, how can one talk to you personally?
Arshavin: Hi.'