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Dean, come over to my place before the show and you can ponder it there....

Hope to see you tonight!!

woohoo!! it's getting close to that time! See everyone tonight... can't wait!!

Gator and I have lots of floor space, beds and air matresses to crash (and a futon for velvet) - just let us know, and we'll hook you up for the night!!

Alexis - your message last night made me giggle... hope to see you at my place before the show tonight!

LMP bought a house? Those Ottawa girls musta bought a lot of Tupperware last week.

HA HA!!! yes, i bought a house! After a VERY long year of saying "no" and staying in I've finally saved up enough to buy one of my very own!

You are all welcome to come by for some pre-Lanc festivities!!! Just give me a ring and I'll give ya directions!! 519-568-8536

Friday night is going to be crazy!! I can't wait to see all of you!!!

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Sending you good vibes moose!! GOOD LUCK!

You've put a radar gun on those little guys, or are you just making an educated guess?

haha!! no, but I wouldn't mind testing out the theory. I learned that in one of the many sex ed classes Fantasia provides me with... that company likes to keeps us well educated!

Have you ever had one that goes so far that if your window were open, you would hit your neighbour in the forehead while he was watering his lawn.

Actually, you probably could. Sperm travels at 28 mph. That's about 45 km's... that's pretty damn fast!

ok, sorry for lashing out there. my girls are my hearts... please respect them - ok?

you can all go back to appreciating me now... ha ha ha!!!

Sorry, kinda. It's because I'm fat. Or am I fat because I say nasty things? Oooo. The great mysteries of life never end.

I doubt it's any mystery. You're fat because you're likely a lazy assmunch who spends too much time sitting on your plump butt writing nasty degrating things to women on the net instead of doing anything useful.

Atleast if you're going to be lazy, be productive by lending some positive thoughts or helpful ideas.

^^^that's such a cute picture!

Chase23 and I drunk as hell in England:

Palace and I on Valentine's day

thorgnor and stapes given'r at the govenr's ball

Jono and I the same night

I agree with beats... I've liked pretty much everything I've heard by Elliot Smith.

I think it was a combined effort of Tonberry and Stapes who introduced me to his music. They made this great compilation cd that i STILL haven't thrown in the fireplace

i love that bunny lmp! what's it called?

not sure, doll! Palace Princess sent it to me because it reminded her of me.

actually, i just went to the site that hosts that picture and as it turns out, his name is Happy Bunny. He says all kinds of friendly things like :

and...

He's got some friends too:

Sometimes I pick the corn out of my crap and eat it again just to see how many times it will come back.

wow! 5pm megs? I like to take a little nap after dinner sometimes too. Once my cousin ate so much spaghetti she fell asleep at the table face down in her plate of noodles.

I think I might even stay out past midnight that night.

(thugnor, you never fail to make me giggle)

What's her obsession? Does she like poor milk all over herself then role in the cereal?

I think you hit your head a little too hard when you fell off that toilet there, Lazlo.

My mom just likes to eat cereal a lot.

haha, jiffy poop. Poopcorn.

I just realized 2 people jumped on and corrected you there stonemtn... sorry about that.

and just so you all know, I like corn.

my mom has a crazy obsession with cereal.

Remember strawberry shortcake cereal... oh yummy yum.

Hey schwa - let's have the pre-festivities at my new house! Lots of room, and no one living upstairs!!

We also have lots of space for those out-of-towners in need of a place to crash that night!

email me for directions.

i bet you look something like THIS:

Hey h, speaking of gross avatars, is yours not currently a little girl gnawing on her own arm? (Perhaps she is also a cave dweller?)

hmm... it looks like she's eating corn actually. If you don't like corn, it could be pretty gross i guess.

ok, but just for you douglas...

(let me know if booche wants to borrow the outfit sometime..)

and since delhead hasn't been around, I feel I should post a few for him too...

Tonberry - I'm so glad you're back on the board! You start some of my favourite threads!

where do I start? I have an entire computer FULL of mangler pictures.

ok, i hope PP doesn't kill me for posting this, but:

here's a timeless classic of gator (i just chose one out of the 500):

This one of Babsy & QQC always makes me laugh:

I've got so many more - but let's just start with those.

bringing orgasms to people everywhere.

when the doctor asked me what my occupation was the other day I should have said THAT!

You guys are all too much! You know I love you all SO much. Thanks for the appreciation everyone. Wow, and it's not even my birthday!

big hugs and kisses going out to all of you - you've just made my whole day.

hehe... brings a whole new meaning to your name now, HOWLER