Im going home Donny Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 So I 'm watching Donny Darko...go to wash my face.....Alarm system kicks in...dogs are going f'in nutso...run outa the bathroom,grab the phone,run upstairs, go to a room, lock the door. Alarm co. calls saying the break glass alarm went off and would I like him to call the police? F yes I said. On hold elevator music, guy comes back saying the copps put him on hold and please hold.....back to elavator music. Pacing,pacing.....alarm turns OFF, phone goes DEAD, dogs went silent......I almost had heart failure. So I thought...o.k. barricade the door, call 911. Dialing 911 but the phones dead,so I ram the bed against the door and pull down a book shelf to seal the deal. :: :: ::About 15 minutes later the alarm starts up again and suddenly alarm guy is back on the phone saying the alarm and phone went off because I was on the phone and he's called the police. I said right then thanks, hung up called 911 and asked if alarm guy had called. Yes they told me police are dispatched......go downstairs, turn the alarm off, dogs are not dismembered start calling folks to calm down...another 15 minutes later.. Then the dogs go f'in livid again at the door.....I live in the woods down a long drive and the cops had walked down for an element of suprise.....jebus.So now they've been and gone and they did a tour around the outside...no broken glass. Alarm panel says it was the laundry room. Laundry room window is not locked but no obvious signs of breakage. They said they would tour the inside but after they left I realized they forgot..........no way in hell can I sleep. If I do certainly I will be found in fifty bits scattered throughout the woods, my organs eaten or turned into drinking vessels and my eye sockets some pyschos new found vagina......no way can I watch the end of Donny Darko either......sh!t storm :: If anyone who knows me is up and near a phone I'm gettin off the computer in the next 15 and waitin for the sun to come up......call me please.Gotta learn a martial art, defense something.....anyone know about that stuff?scarey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 no drunken late night soldiers to take my mind off the serial killer that is surely lurking in the bottom of this house? :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 counting the first 10 minutes that was about 40 minutes of prime dismembering time :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*five feet of fury* Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 dude! i dont even know you, but if i was anywhere near you id call you!! (mind you, i dont know where 'zoloftville' is...) ill be up for a bit..msg me ifyou are still up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 ....ha I've calmed down :: Still waiting for daylight to check the basement....5:45...soon. Internett and herb can be a usefull tool in not thinking about the monsters in the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatPhish Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 holy crap julia,Wish I had have been awake a saw this last night. debating whether to call you knnow since the sun is up and you may have just fallen alseep...screw it, if you hear the phone ring in the next three minutes(7;28) it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatPhish Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 ah...glad to here her sleepy voice. the sun is up and she's feeling safer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 aw sorry babe! went to bed right around that time. next time just call!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 WTF Why didn't you call me back after the cops left, you knew I was up. Sorry you stayed up all night scared shitless by yourself, you should have grabbed the dogs and gotten in the car and driven over here for some safe couch space. Hope you're doing better today, get some sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 and my eye sockets some pyschos new found vagina...... good lord... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Wow, that's crazy howler... You could have tried calling Velvet's place, no guarantee I would have woke up, but it would have been worth a shot... I hope everything's cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 .....yeah I know the eye socket, dismembering bit was a bit over the top...probably......folks were listing fears on another thread...sociopaths &.serial killers are one of mine. A girl I knew was the first or one of the first DNA found on the pig farm out west....yuck. Surely whoever it was ran like hell when the 5 alarm alarm started wailing. Funny how when daylight hits I'm marching all over the property, bravest cowgirl in town....serial killers don't do thier dismembering during daylight. Everyone knows that..ha. Trev I did call ya back....I thought I left a message? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudly Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Howler, I almost pissed my pants when I read the eye socket thing, not to detract from the horrible night you must have had. I still get terrified of the dark even without the variables of being in a secluded place with alarms wailing after after watching a scary movie... That said, I love Donnie Darko.....a classic movie with a classic sound track. I am addicted to the scaled down version of "Mad World"...truly haunting, a beautiful song. xo PS-I have friends who lived next door to the Pinkton farm in Port Coquitlam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 ((((HOWLER)))) sorry you had to go through that alone!! It's a horrible feeling (I've been there before)! Hugs!! If you are ever worried about being alone you know we have a couch to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Whoa! Hope everything is all well![insert sarcasm] Nice to see the alarm company and cops are so responsive [end sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 christ...that's quite the story!!! Should have been watching School of Rock again instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 (((((hugs to howler))))) Glad you're okay babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 You are welcome to call me anytime for any myriad of reasons, this one included, day or night is no issue, I always answer the phone. Actually, I'd like to change the word "welcome" to "instructed to" in the previous statement. And that goes for any of you who is close enough to me to have my number on hand. Getting my number from an archived post doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Getting my number from an archived post doesn't count. fu©k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Sorry guigsy, your fears are yours alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 fu©k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Calm the fu(k down! Too much acid, too many joints before the movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 so, a girl i work with just came into my office to tell me something, and the story started with "last night i watched Donnie Darko"... it didnt have quite the same spin as Howler's, but nevertheless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted September 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 .... :othanks guys ...pretty much laughing now :: The dogs are definately better protection than the alarm co. & the police combined. They look pretty primal when they're all in protect mode....all power stance, bared teethe, growling barking and salivation.....awe puppies Its a good thing I was home though because chances are it wasn't a serial killer wanting to dismember me and and have sex with my eye sockets(jebus...imagination in check) Most likely it was a robber who could have cleaned us out in the time that it took the cops to get here....allthough the new home invations are pretty nasty......anyways no fearless bumper stickers for me....scaredy cat. and yeah Donny Darko is an awesome movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Y'all better head downtown to Zoloftville town square and pick up the favorite local dessert delicacy - Zoloft Bars! Cuz y'all be a little nutty in side yo head, yo! heh! heh! Hahe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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