Jared Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Ok so here's the deal, i am founding my own army,, i will use its powers for any thing i see fit, my army will not obey international laws or any laws for that matter, and we have no affilation with nato or the u.n so here's where you all fit in,, ineed lots of money to buy some tanks and air craft,, bullets and missles arn't cheep in exchange for you money i will offer you and position in my army you would like, excpet for surgon general ( thats me ) i plan on using my army to further thewar on drungs by killing anyone who interfears with marijuana culitvation, distributation, or use. as well as start a specail scienctific unit devoted to recreating the good ol' 60's acid i also plan on killing george w bush and the new president too because killing just buch wouldn't be enought,, they owe us large. third i'd like to focous on killing any bosses who pay min wage or close, and and who make people work on the weekend if any one has any other ides of people who need to get killed let me know, and we can discuss a time frame. just remember tanks arn't cheep, i figure it will be a few mill each,, even on ebay, so its going to take quite a bit of cash,, i recomend sending me 1/2 your pay checks and any money you were going to spend on booze. the more we can raise the sooner the world will be mine ( ourse) also i will be having a fund riaser bake sale and silent drug auction at my house for any on intrested Surgon General J. Jared Lipson Peoples army of Earth commanding officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 .....hopefully your first battle is not a spelling bee there General! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 oh, i forgot to mention, that we will also kill any one who bothers people abput the spelling mistakes or corrects the grammers,, and aslo anyone who eats with there mouth open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 http://www.spellcheck.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 I'm pretty sure you could hire this Woodstock " celeb " as your treasurer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 hey J ROC - remember that smart weed you were smoking a while back? you know, when you were posting all kinds of smart stuff about science and technology and forward thinking people.... know where you could get some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 don't be one of then esau,, i thought if i could count on you to be my lt. or at least get in for a good fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 what are you talking about moose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elemeno Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 i'll take some of the dumb weed. i'm way to smart already. jroc.. this guy should be in your army for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 oh, i forgot to mention, that we will also kill any one who bothers people abput the spelling mistakes or corrects the grammers i guess that leaves me out and aslo anyone who eats with there mouth open i guess that leaves you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 you get left out all together!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 ill joyn your army!!! (but im not a verry good fighter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 thats ok,, you can be in charge of the frick'n lazor project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 whoa Jesus!! Just for the record - I was doing my Carol Channing imitation while that photo was taken... Since this is Jared's thread, I am a red blooded heterosexual male currently looking for a female life partner, I'm witty, smart, and gooood lookin'... Inquiries please email or PM (references available upon request) :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 heyyy, find your own heady wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 lazors! cool!!! ok ill join! do u have a bc branch of your army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Can I be the Rear Admiral... in charge of the poop deck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 flower, you just got promoted to .ummmm, sargent general, in charge of B.C use your power wiseley. and i want 2 points off all the west coast action and pann you are now officially the Real admiral in charge of all poop decks, and any future purches of submarines,, i hear the canadian governmet might have a deal on one coming up on sale real cheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 hahahahaha, you crack me up jared... this is even better than the appreciation of everyday things threads you gave up on after like, 2 items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 so whats your point,, my parents never tought me to finnish what i star................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 as the new srgent generel for bc i wait for my first orders genral jroc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Welcome aboard Flower---you must be a Spearhead fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flower Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 i love michal franti! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 I played some footie with him down in the Bahamas last winter--he is a genuine guy, I like that... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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