Esau Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 46-year-old leaps into den at Taipei Zoo, calls beasts to Christianity TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts. “Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away. “Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed. One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns. Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/ [color:"purple"] Go Jesus.... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 didn't work too well for the christians back in the Roman coliseums neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 here kitty kitty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Idiot. African lions don't understand Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 I find it comfortingly ironic that, in trying to promote Jesus, he actually proved Darwin right... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Did anyone see the Benny Hinn special on 5th Estate last night? What a phony! He lives in a house that's worth $10 Million, but pays no tax or utilities on it because it's his ministry residence. He stays in the most expensive hotel rooms in Europe, tipped over a thousand dollars in one day in London, leases a private jet...all to do God's work?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 are pet lions legal in downtown kitchener? i got told to go to hell by a little old lady trying to convert me to jesus a few weeks ago. i wanted to bite her leg too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 arcane forwarded me an e-mail giving a great response to: "Have you found Jesus?" "What? You lost him again? You'd think you people would be able to keep track of your deity..." (My answer might also be something like, "Yes! He was wedged under the couch cushions all along! I found him, a couple of really old Chee-Tos, and forty-seven cents in spare change, just last week...") Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 bradm you have an intelligent answer to every question! you are the oracle at ottawa! :):: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 WWJD - Who WOULDN'T Jesus do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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