Patchoulia Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 One of the unsavoury elements of my job is knowing months in advance what movies are being released by all the studios… I say “unsavoury” rather than “bonus” because the information I garner these days is never exciting or good, but rather makes me want to move somewhere untouched by the nefarious grip of the morons in Hollywood. That being said, here are some teasers for upcoming features: You can all rest easy knowing that everyone’s favourite gigolo—yes, that’s right, Deuce Bigalow—will be back! August 12th, “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” hits the big screen (phew! I couldn’t wait any longer!) And, just in time for Easter (read: Mel Gibson needs even MORE $$$), The Passion of the Christ will be re-released March 25th—fun & cross-bearing for the whole family! See it again—make it a ritual—Christians love rituals! Hell wants him. Heaven won't take him. Earth needs him. February 18th, Keanu Reeves IS “Constantine”. See ya at the movies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 KING KONG COMES OUT IN DECEMBER (I think)! Jaimoe introduced me to the following site, and I am addicted to it. www.aintitcoolnews.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I have to admit, I had a few hard laughs at Deuce B. Please note that I did not go to a theatre for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Photogeek Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Hey Booche...not sure if you've seen this site, but you might like it: Kong is King! I'm hoping Constantine is a cool movie too...even with Reeves...its based on a super cool comic called Hellblazer...check it out: Hellblazer There are some cool movies coming out in 2005 though: My most anticipated: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Tim Burtons new one: Corpse Bride Sin City (based on the kick ass Frank Miller comic) Chronicles of Narnia (I think this comes out this year...) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (fingers crossed that its good) Ong-Bak [color:"purple"] ...and don't forget Miss Congeniality 2!!! mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Anyone heard anything about Benicio del Toro directing The Rum Diary by HST? I heard it was in the works a few years back (with Johnny Depp to play HST again), but no news of a release date. I think Josh Harnett or some other little puss is going to play Yeamon. Ha! Sounds pretty crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Anyone heard anything about Benicio del Toro directing The Rum Diary by HST? I heard it was in the works a few years back (with Johnny Depp to play HST again), but no news of a release date. I think Josh Harnett or some other little puss is going to play Yeamon. Ha! Sounds pretty crazy. That would be awesome! Depp is Hunter, as far as actors go... Bill Murray can go fu©k himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I can't wait for Peter Jackson's King Kong remake. Luckily it's done in homage to the original and not to the horrendous behemoth from the mid 70's. I also can't wait for the movie version of the cancelled Fox series Firefly, which is sceduled for next September. The Woods comes out in the fall (?) starring my favourite actor, Bruce " Evil Dead/Bubba Ho-Tep " Campbell. It's directed by Lucky McKee, who made the excellent and creepy low-budget horror film May from 2 years ago. Highly recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Anyone heard anything about Benicio del Toro directing The Rum Diary by HST? I heard it was in the works a few years back (with Johnny Depp to play HST again), but no news of a release date. I think Josh Harnett or some other little puss is going to play Yeamon. Ha! Sounds pretty crazy. This should answer your question: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376136/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Anyone heard anything about Benicio del Toro directing The Rum Diary by HST? I heard it was in the works a few years back (with Johnny Depp to play HST again), but no news of a release date. I think Josh Harnett or some other little puss is going to play Yeamon. Ha! Sounds pretty crazy. nice!!! i read that one not too long ago... josh nartnett sounds like kind of a lame pick, but you never know, eh? it IS after all, the one and only hunter thompson. i think he has taken over as my favourite author. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 The Woods is scheduled for a September 2nd release (subject to change). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Scheduled for release March 25th (for those of you not not heading back for a second dose of Passion of the Christ): Guess Who, starring Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher (I love it already!!!) Tagline: Some in-laws were meant to be broken. Plot Outline: A sarcastic father (Mac) has plenty to say about his daughter wanting to marry a white boy (Kutcher). What a plot! Intriguing, timeless, topical...a surefire hit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Scheduled for release March 25th (for those of you not not heading back for a second dose of Passion of the Christ): Guess Who, starring Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher (I love it already!!!) Tagline: Some in-laws were meant to be broken. Plot Outline: A sarcastic father (Mac) has plenty to say about his daughter wanting to marry a white boy (Kutcher). What a plot! Intriguing, timeless, topical...a surefire hit! You are kidding right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 i have two words: batman begins!!!! :: :: :: edit to add: i am being entirely serious about this, I LOVE BATMAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I think Julia's post was meant to be in purple Del... Colours Phillips Colours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I certainly hope so... Anything with Bernie Mac can not be considered "Intriguing, timeless, topical...a surefire hit! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 have you met Stoned Phillips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I believe so... There's a lot of Toronto kids I only met a couple of times, but I don't know her that well if we did meet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 SIN CITY - It's gong to be great..at least it better be! Looking forward to "the Woods" Bruce is back thats music to my ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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