Del Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Anal Cunt - It Just Gets Worse 1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS THEY ASKED FOR IT 2. EASY E. GOT A.I.D.S. FROM F. MERCURY 3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE 4. LAUGHING WHILE LENNARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON 5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS 6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS 7. RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO) 8. I PAID J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU 9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY 10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US 11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT 12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY WHO RAPED YOU 13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE 14. BODY BY AUSCHWITZ 15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG 16. SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL 17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG 18. I SNUK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK 19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK 20. I ATE YOUR HORSE 21. HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN 22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG 23. I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S. SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE 24. I FUCKED YOUR WIFE 25. INTO THE OVEN 26. I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID 27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT 28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED 29. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY 30. DICTATORS ARE COOL 31. DEAD BEAT DADS ARE COOL 32. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT 33. BEING IGNORANT IS AWSOME 34. YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH 35. CRIS BARENS IS A PUSSY 36. TIM IS GAY 37. BT/AC 38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT 39. I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN Wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Looks like Lazlo will have a new favourite band.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted June 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I was thinking the same thing Esau... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Anyone remember the whole 2 Live Crew debacle in Florida in the 80's? They had lyrics that were so incredibly explicit that U.S. Congressmen were trying to get them banned which sparked a massive free-speech protest.Face Down Ass Up! (That's The Way We Like To Fuck!)by 2 Live CrewVerse 1:I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the nightDo the crazy thing while I fuck all nightI make her do things like nothing beforeAnd when I'm done, she'll always be soreFrom the things I do when I'm fuckin'And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'A double team with a friend of mineLuke's in front and I'm behindJust ridin' you like a ponyWhile you suck my dick, makin' me hornyThen all of a sudden we'll switch positionsProp your ass up and freak the pushin'And when I cum, you'll hear me roarI'll treat any bitch like a whore'Cause it's the way I like to fuckIt's face down and ass up!ChorusVerse 2:Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuckI like the butt, it's my favorite positionI'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass overIn a full house spread, let me hold yaMarquis, a raw dick motherfuckerVirgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckersDick-tricks, go round and roundGrip it with your pussy, go up and downI got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' outI bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' outSo when you're naked, down on all foursYou better make sure that you get yours'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave yaI got mine, hoe! SEE YA!ChorusVerse 3:OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:Lemme hear you say,"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the boneSuck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"(they all repeat)Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the boneSuck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"(they all repeat)OK ladies, I got one for y'all!Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the boneSuck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"(the ladies repeat)All the ladies lemme hear you say"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the boneSuck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"(the ladies repeat)Chorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grateful_dave Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 where are these guys from? hopefully not canadian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Anyone remember the whole 2 Live Crew debacle in Florida in the 80's? Wasn't that what provoked the Boss ripoff of Banned in the USA? Too funny. This also reminds me of one of my favourite lewd songs. Good 'ol Tenacious D! You don't have to fuck her hardin fact sometimes that's not right to do.. Sometimes u got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooches too.. Sometimes you got to squeeze.. Sometiems you got to say "Please".. Sometimes you gotta say "Hey," "I'm gonna fuck you.. softly" "I'm gonna screw you gently" "I'm gonna hump you sweetly" "I'm gonna ball you discreetly" and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers" and then you say "Wait a minute Sally," "I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?" That's fuckin' teamwork! Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Another classic:At A Medium Paceby Adam SandlerPut your arms around me babyCan't you see I need you soHold me close against your skinI'm about to beginLovin' youSpit on your hand and stroke my cockAt a medium pacePlay with my balls and tell meHow big they areHoney, rub your beaverUp and down my faceSit on the corner of the bedAnd watch me whack offYou see that shampoo bottleNow stick it up my assPush it in and outAt a medium paceTalk about your old boyfriend's dickAnd how big it wasNow shave off my pubesAnd punch me in the faceWhoa darlin'Make me push my dick and ballsBack between my legsCall me an ugly womanAnd take my picture to showAll the people you work withNow pull up my scrotumAnd take the shampoo bottleOut of my assPretend I'm the pizza delivery guyAnd watch me whack offStrap on a dildoAnd make me give you headTell me to slow downAnd do it at a medium paceI feel so humiliatedI'm about to blow my loadYou tell me it's time to make loveBut now I can't'Cause I spewed all over myselfThen you look into my eyesAnd you realizeHow much I enjoy lovin' youI'm so sorry I spunked on my stomachMaybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Damn, somebody finally did it. I remember talking with Pablo about an idea like this. I think the band was to be called The Lady Dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 (edited) Oh, Anal Cunt! BTW, that's a greatest hits package. Song 20 is the winner. Anyone heard of 'SHAT?' I still think I have MisterSlippery's CD. 66 songs... all filler, no killer. But in the thank you, he thanks his penis 33 times. Edited June 17, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dJEd Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 my buddy has some anal cunt on his soulseek maybe i'll check them out. whats it like musically? is it funny in a horrible sort of way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted June 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I've never heard any Anal Cunt, but the people who posted the info on this disc on a different message board claim that they are "awesome"... How much I believe them, I can't say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I cant believe no one has said 70 Volt Parade's new studio release yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I remember the very first time I heard "At a Medium Pace."My boyfriend told me that he had a very sweet song to play for me. I heard the opening verse and thought "wow, that's really nice (and very unexpected from this guy)"...and then I heard: "Spit on your hand and stroke my cockAt a medium pace"I was rolling in too much laughter to be pissed off! I think I sang that song at my first Brennan-cottage-party?? I'll have to fine tune it for next week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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