Calamity Jane Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 you know....those bad puns that make you roll your eyes and groan, but then you tell another person anyway...? they can be kinda fun. So here's one Cassia, my 8 year old just told me; What's the difference between a teacher and a train? ............ a teacher says "get that gum out of your mouth!!"; a train says 'chew, chew." okay --read the title of this thread again -- you're supposed to groan. Now tell one of your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Don't lie. You made that up yourself. Your daughter had nothing to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted June 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 [color:purple]Lazfuk, I'd take credit if I could, cause the lord knows I LIVE to be as clever and witty as you. Alas, I'm sure that's never gonna happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kam Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 ok...another pun Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. you did ask for a groaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.That's actually not that bad of a joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 I just groaned at Del's response.Seems to have worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 I just groaned at Del's response.Seems to have worked.You're up pretty late tonight Booche... Are they doing a Matlock marathon at the home tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 What, seeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 What has seven arms and sucks????????????????Def Leopard. classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 What has seven arms and sucks????????????????Def Leopard. classic.Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_starr Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Q: Why does a lobster never share?A: Because it's shellfish! Ugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 what do you do with a blue whale?cheer it up!!!(haha) here's another.why'd the little girl fall off her swing?because she had no arms.that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 [color:purple]Lazfuk, I'd take credit if I could, cause the lord knows I LIVE to be as clever and witty as you. Alas, I'm sure that's never gonna happenHaHaHaHa...I mean...Boo Hoo. Your words cut me like a knife. Now if I only cared what a narrowminded tit like you had to say we'd be all set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted June 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 You know damn well my tits aren't narrow.......(minded) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Toucher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted June 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 While camping in Algonquin,my ex & I were just settling in at the site after canoeing all day,sweaty & burned out,about the same time the gnats started up buzzing around our heads and being a regular pain in the ass. So became the phrase... "It's gnat time again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Ok - from a dear friend who should be on this board but yet isn't...What do you call a clairvoyant midget who's escaped from jail?A small medium at large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 "Toucher" a term used in fencing when an oponent touches the other with his/her foil. You got me, your comment made me grin. I belive I should have used the "passe compose" rather than "l'infintif" but I don't know how to get french accents above the letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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