funny concert review

[boogieknight]

saw this one another board. one of the best concert reviews ever

I’ve reached the point in my Phishing career where the boys could just wear diapers, sit in kiddy pools filled with lima beans on stage, and punch handicapped Ewoks with brass knuckles and I would be thoroughly satiated. My God, man, you must take what they give you and go for the glory, no matter how much your homie complains about a weak song list, weak bladder, or weak drugs........

[CyberHippie]

God that's gold... Move over Heady Epic!

[AdamH]

God lord I nearly shat my pants reading that.

Everyone please, take a look.

[DevO]

lol awesome

These Vermontonianite knuckleheads teabagged the entire crowd with veiny, bubble scrotum notes that twisted into mental zones that have never been explored like a shady uncle grabbing his naughty nine year old niece’s no-no zone at noon for the first time.

[dave-O]

"Carini was great because it fucking raged like a cranked-out tranny on Robotussin DM."

[weezy]

Does anyone remember the 'Price Is Right' parody concert review that was done like a Dead show? If anyone can find it, please post - it's some funny shiat.

[deranger]

my word that was funny. that lad needs to right more often, on any topic of his choosing. laughing out loud during a training class and trying to explain (each time) to my neighbor, "what's so funny?"

[backbacon]

Does anyone remember the 'Price Is Right' parody concert review that was done like a Dead show? If anyone can find it, please post - it's some funny shiat.

I wrote a TPIR review before. If I can find it I'll post it again.

[Tooly]

GOLD!!! way better than that heady epic "pissed on my seat buddies coat" review

Down With Disease commandeered the second set and innocently took us into a virtual zone of trip hop and pop locking. Or at least it did for the kid next to us who was spastically breaking it down in Funkytown until the security guy cleared the aisle. The kid lightheartedly challenged the guard to a Soul Train style dance off wherein other members of the crowd encircled the two competitors in a boisterous sphere of dazzling dance.

The security guy gathered himself, took a deep breath, and did the old Kid ‘n’ Play, one legged, jump rope wherein he grabbed his left leg with his right hand and jumped through the appendage loop with his right leg. Everyone cleared the aisle and kept it clear for at least three minutes to show their mad respect! Unreal!!

awesome stuff

[Tooly]

Then I thought about how if people are going to throw stuff at the band they should throw something totally fresh like whiskey balloons or fancy hamsters wearing parachutes""

so much better than glow sticks