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Good Interview Vibes Please


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Thanks everyone...I really appreciate it.

Ask and I shall receive!

Howler, will there be tequila involved?

I really do think resumes should read like movie posters, with positive comments as quotes...for example, on mine I could say:

"She scrambles a mean tofu...I laughed, I cried--better than eggs!"

"Stand-up, kick-ass dude!"

"Will show boobs for food & booze. Boobs & booze '05! Woot-woot!"

I'm losin' it. What little "it" I had left.

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So I have a job interview today.

I need all the help I can get.

After my last interview, I was pretty much convinced of the following things:

a) Some people are just plain evil;

B) I am never going to find another job again and might as well accept that fact;

c) Sometimes, beating yourself about the head with a torque wrench can be a viable and pleasant alternative to human interaction.

That being said, I am pretty sure any interview I now have will be a breeze!

However, I could still use some well wishes, good vibes and cash bonuses (PM me for details on where to send the $$).

Thanks!

P.S. Is flashing hooters a recommended job-getting technique? Yes? No? :grin:

try frank mkenna for a job the bastard left us with nothing

hope things go well with you in the future

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