Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 A play-by-play man, he's the worstBob Cole - if you have a mean thirst:When he makes a mistake,a shot of booze you must takeYou'll be drunk by the end of the first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Any chance you'd let me submit these to the Star's website under your name or the Jambands.ca flag? I think some of them are too good not to share...AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 http://thestar.blogs.com/hockey/Aha!I'll look into it after work today.Here's another:A rivalry, some say it's hate,a provincial battle, it's great!McGratton and Domi,Tucker can blow me.In the end it was Leafs 0, Sens 8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 wicked... you've got a gift...you should really submit them, it'll be hilarious to see the leafs fans (the literate ones) respond hehe.ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 We got the go-ahead to leave work early today (due to the weather) so I'll submit some of these to the Star when I get home.I came up with another one:In game seven, Lalime in the tentLet in all the soft shots the Leafs sentNow with the Blues,They always loseBeaten like mules that you rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 There once was 2 dudes in a tomb they wrote poems for Manon Rheaume with a penchant for geeking and penises leaking I think they should just get a room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 With apologies to Esau...There once was a team from NantucketThey're called the Bruins, they suck itThornton and ZhamnovMurray and SamsonovNo wins with all that talent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Booche wins... although rhyming "Rheaume" with "Room" is a bit of stretch. OK I posted my haikus and the Bob Cole limerick to the Star hockey blog. It's moderated so we'll see if they actually get publicized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 I submit some of my "poetry" to the Star site and they posted it: The Star hockey blogs. I didn't send my "Tucker can blow" me one. But this one's for Booche:At the jazzfest 2003,I stood in the line to go peeBooche snuck up behind me,and then pinched my hiney,Saying "I love the cock, as you can see" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 2003, 2004 and 2005 baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 I submit some of my "poetry" to the Star site and they posted it:Hehe, yeah I just saw that. Nice.AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 A new poem, written by a friend of a co-workerTo Leaf fansYou spend your time sitting aroundTrying to talk about hockeyYou always end up sounding stupidAnd getting pretty cockyLet’s sit back and look at your teamAnd I think you will have to sayAfter eating that chunky soupI am sure Sundin is gayDarcy Tucker, let’s look at himHe really helps them thriveEspecially his 2 minute vacationsAfter every one of his divesMcCabe is great, oh lots of funHis plus minus will impressI am not sure why he bothersOn game night to even dressThen there is big Albino BelakHe is quite the tough guyHe fought McGrattan once this yearAnd seemed to punch him with his eyeGood old Bell, what can I sayDid he not take his skate guards off?Watching him when he gets the puckI just wait for him to coughI can’t forget old PecaHe’s pretty good with sticksIf I can remember correctlyHe was around with the Original SixWhat about big man GillHe is 6’7 tallI have one word for himThat word is NeanderthalRaycroft between the pipesHe keeps out some of the goalsI would return his goalie pads thoughAs they appear to be full of holesSo all in all you can probably tellThe Leafs are not my teamAll the Leaf fans that I knowAre gay or so it would seemPrancing around in their blue and whiteWith a Sundin jersey on their backMaking up excuses all the timeWhy their team always seems to crackSo to you fans of the LeafsYou are really not that coolPlease sit back and enjoy the SensWhen they take your team to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 You always end up sounding stupidAnd getting pretty cockyAnd that poem doesn't ooze cockieness?Making up excuses all the timeWhy their team always seems to crackCough ... cough ... pot calling kettle black ... cough ... cough.So to you fans of the LeafsYou are really not that coolPlease sit back and enjoy the SensWhen they take your team to schoolROFLMAO ... that's a funny one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 What about big man GillHe is 6’7 tallI have one word for himThat word is Neanderthali think that's my favourite; because it's so stupid, you have to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 My favorite part is when Kev got defensive. Remember that? Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Nope, didn't get defensive at all. I think that the some of the stanzas are funny/clever. Just laughing at the righteousness of the Sens fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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