FairySari Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Turkey: ring ring ring ring ring!Bush: woooooooooooooooooo!(so that was my attempt to appeal to schwa's sense of humour. sorry if it's not actually funny) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I see GWB decided on getting a good grip on the turkey this itme.... >>>Last time<<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I feel like this is more of a random publicity stop than a public address. Bush: Well, lookee here! We got us a turkey! How ya doin there, little fella? How's everything down in turkey land? Neh heh heh heh. Turkey: Gobble. Bush: Whoa, slow down there, Chet! We didn't bring the turkey interpreter! Neh heh heh heh. [to aide] Have this one stuffed and sent to Cheney. He loves dead stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 i knew there was a reason to save this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Sari's is by far the funniest so far, but you had to be there (see backbacon's quote)Not really fair to the rest of the contestants as it is a personal joke (and funny as fuk) so honourable mentions go out to FairySari and she will be recieving a special prize to be rendered at Keller Williams next week.**this has to be the funniest caption this i've read in quite some time. Funny shite people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 BEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Contest will close at 1pm as i have just gotten in schit for too much internet time at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Who the fuck is that?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWB Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 You guys are all wrong. What I said was "Don't worry little buddy. I'm not gonna hurt you. I just have to put on a show, you know for Cheney. If that freak finds out I'm a vegen then we are both going get the axe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Contest will close at 1pm as i have just gotten in schit for too much internet time at work.funny, i was wondering who's busier, you or me?it ain't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) My faves so far, down to the wire! bouche "what a cute little doggie" -if you found this turkey at Izzy's you'd win. two Bush: What do you think Turkey? Turkey: This thread belongs in a political forum -self explanitory Hartamophone May God Bless America, and this rooster. -bush would actually say this i think GoodRev Bush: Well, lookee here! We got us a turkey! How ya doin there, little fella? How's everything down in turkey land? Neh heh heh heh. Turkey: Gobble. Bush: Whoa, slow down there, Chet! We didn't bring the turkey interpreter! Neh heh heh heh. [to aide] Have this one stuffed and sent to Cheney. He loves dead stuff. -you might have won with the laugh alone guigsy BEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -cuz i hate the slip Still waiting for solargarlic and weezy to show their faces, thems funny guys Edited January 11, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWB Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 My faves so far, down to the wire!bouche "what a cute little doggie" -if you found this turkey at Izzy's you'd win. two Bush: What do you think Turkey? Turkey: This thread belongs in a political forum -self explanitory Hartamophone May God Bless America, and this rooster. -bush would actually say this i think GoodRev Bush: Well, lookee here! We got us a turkey! How ya doin there, little fella? How's everything down in turkey land? Neh heh heh heh. Turkey: Gobble. Bush: Whoa, slow down there, Chet! We didn't bring the turkey interpreter! Neh heh heh heh. [to aide] Have this one stuffed and sent to Cheney. He loves dead stuff. -you might have won with the laugh alone guigsy BEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -cuz i hate the slip well fuck you then, stupid hippy. We really ate that stupid chicken at Cheney's annual J Edgar Hoover Thankgiving kegger. Actually, it was pretty funny. We gave it some beer and then put this frilly little tu tu on it. It was running around in circles and kept bumping into Rumfields leg. So funny. Stupid drunk chicken. We showed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 it came down to GoodRev and Guigsy, but in light of Guigsy's bad day and my distaste for the slip he's the WEINER!Scotty, pm me your address or just drag your pimply ass to KW for the FUNdraiser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 i don't even get guigsey's. would someone 'splain it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 That is what the slip sounds like to me, a bit biased, but hey, its my show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWB Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 it came down to GoodRev and Guigsy, but in light of Guigsy's bad day and my distaste for the slip he's the WEINER!Scotty, pm me your address or just drag your pimply ass to KW for the FUNdraiser! You will pay for your insolence !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 bird! your gonna be goooooood eatin' (now insert his ridiculous sinister laugh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 oryou know what we call your kind in texas?A TURKEY (now insert his ridiculous sinister laugh)F BUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 it came down to GoodRev and Guigsy, but in light of Guigsy's bad day and my distaste for the slip he's the WEINER!Scotty, pm me your address or just drag your pimply ass to KW for the FUNdraiser! WOOHOO! thanks dude! see ya at the FUNdraiser!!! i promise not to bring you a slip show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 unless you pirate that Spank me mr. jones disc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 one things for certain, it's the furthest thing from "beee-yoooooo". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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