PassedOutGuy Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 Subject: Mike's Guidelines hi you've reached michael, it's terrific that you called i'll start out with some guidelines i can't return any calls messages left for me have to be one word only a 5 second pause counts at that word when choosing that word eliminate song titles, venues locations, favorites of any kind, compliments, insults. the word can't have a K in it. if you've left messages before your new word can only have 4 letters max. do not pause after leaving that word do not speak the word slowly or quickly if you call and the mail box is full, call back in 20 minutes and then again at 20 min intervals until you've reached the 20th 20 min interval at that point increase the interval time to 25 minutes until you get through. if you call and the line is busy call back every 2 minutes until you've called 40 times and then increase the interval to 3 minutes until you get through a D in the 3rd letter spot of your word signifies that you use vinyl to play music and you also use a record cleaning ointment. your word can't contain digits, punctuation, any kind of inflection, slang, an explorator [?] any words with 4 or more syllables count as 3 words and are thus disqualified if this was a contest you may have won by now don't use the word as a way of introducing yourself, though i'm sure i'd be glad to meet you. don't seem excited or bored. the word must be in regular english or international sign language. the word can't be a spell you are casting on me, also don't try using esp while speaking the word and --if you're at the gorge, i lost my mike's hard base aid t-shirt if someone found that, drop it off for me, thank you thanks for calling, really ------------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 FREAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 15, 2003 Report Share Posted July 15, 2003 that's funny...just reading it. "the word can't be a spell you are casting on me, also don't try using esp while speaking the word" hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 Mike is weird. http://www.meatlockerstudios.com/soulfood.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 I'm bumpin' this link. No-one has any thoughts about it?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 wow!!! That was a lot of fun. What's the story behind that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 that was great! Loved the song and video. Mike IS wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 You can get the Soulfood Man mp3 here. I like it. I like Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 mike rules if i heard that on a message machine i would pee my pants laughing what word would you say? remember, no Ks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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