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hey backbacon, i have the day off work from my non work injury.. isn't that one of the most fuked up stories u have every heard..

its about a 1 inch gash... can't be to mobile today.. i did however drive to work and told the boys what happened.. they laughed .. told them i need a day off for healing ..

ofcourse they didn't mind, i looked a bit uncomfortable.. eeek

give me a call later dude :blush:

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Stu dog's roomate waxes the kithcen floor too much and the dog (actual dog, big dog, not sure what kind it is) falls over onto its side because the floor is too slippery. Well, last night stu went to go pick the dog up or something like that and, not really sure what happened, but somehow the dog ended up biting a hole in stu dog's scrotum!

Sounds to me like some tall tale stu whipped up to cover up what really went on with the dog.

Anything to get a day off work, eh stu. :D

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well the story is pretty close, but goes like this :

my dog is a big 100 pound German Shepard. So ya the floor was recently waxed and my dog was having a hard time walking on it, so i decided to get down and coach him over to me. i was sitting on my ass coaching him to walk towards me, pretty much between my legs ! his name is Rigby, so ya i was saying its ok rigby, u can make it, he obviously was scared, he just couldn't walk properly, his claws were out, so that didn't help. he was pretty much trying to walk on his nails and that was causing him to fall...

so as he got close to me, his nails dug into my, huh, huh , ball sack as i call it and as i felt massive amounts of pain i pulled away, yikes, fuk he ripped it open !!!!

well as i roll around in pain, not yet looking at the damage, i eventually forced myself to have a look ..

well, blood everywhere, fuck was i hurt'in, almost crying to be honest.. ya his nails just ripped me wide open ... ahhhh..

well i ran to the bath tub, cold water and ice.. it bleed, bleed and bleed. 1 hour later it stopped.

hospital ?????????????????????

well i didn't feel like getting stickes there, lol.. so after a lot of ice and shrinkage, it stopped.

so no work today, a little R & R for this limey .

there you go, one of the most painful days of my life !

good healing vibes needed please .. :(

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Sitting at my desk, looking around... wishing that one bitch wouldn't come and turn all the harsh lights on when she gets into work. Everone else but her likes to work int he dark but nooooo, jerk wad has to ruin everyone's day with these mind numbing florescents.

haha.. we've got a few of those people in our office too bb.. every half hour i go flip the switch off, half hour later they come and flip it back on.. i HATE FLOURESCENT LIGHTS! around Christmas last year i got up on my desk and took out the two bulbs that hang over my desk and won't let anyone replace them... it's kinda nice now. i have a little desk lamp and the natural light from my beautiful view of the 401 to light things up.

as for the DBT, i saw them this summer in DEtroit and they rocked... have fun everyone!!

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Sitting at my desk' date=' looking around... wishing that one bitch wouldn't come and turn all the harsh lights on when she gets into work. Everone else but her likes to work int he dark but nooooo, jerk wad has to ruin everyone's day with these mind numbing florescents.[/quote']

I have the same problem at one of my clients. Thankfully the flourescent's above my head burned out last week and facilities move slower than molasses in the winter-time which should mean I get a few weeks of peace from the lights. When I work out of my office I strive to not even have lights on and I'm proud to say my home is flourescent free and staying that way.

so what do you guys think of compact flourescent lights? i'm liking them, i find them way less evil and bright, and hardly make noise at all.

there is a disturbing delay before they energize though. can't say i like that.

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