Britney & K-Fed: Splitsville

[Patchoulia]

In other random celebrity musings, is it just me, or is this woman looking more and more like an alien every day?

[edger]

In comparison to what??? Celebs have been getting their freak on for quite some time now... not to mention the rest of the split and runnin, alimony huntin, child "supporting", mistress seeking, litigating hungry rest of the north american population (with notable exceptions of course)...

[M.G.C.]

seems like everyone is breaking up these days...

Yeah its a great way to make some extra scratch at the pub....unfortunately I tend to drink it all away...

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

[Guest Low Roller]

For all you gossip-mongers out there, you can watch K-Fed get dumped on camera.

[bouche]

For all you gossip-mongers out there, you can watch K-Fed get dumped on camera.

The Superficial gave me all of the Fed-Ex news I needed. That vid was one of them today. Another nice tidbit...

Fed giving away tickets for his shit-show.

[hamilton]

It just keeps getting better!

You're not a real celebrity these days unless there's a sex tape of you floating around, are you?

From www.entertainment.iafrica.com :

NEWS

Sextape scandal hits Britney

Staff Reporter

Mon, 13 Nov 2006

Britney Spears — whose 2006 has included childbirth, a controversial nude magazine cover, a visit from child protection services and, most recently, a divorce — could now be facing a sextape scandal.

The 'Toxic' singer's ditched husband Kevin Federline, is looking to sell a four-hour sex video the couple recorded during their honeymoon. And clips of the video are allegedly already appearing online.

The former backing dancer, who was married to Spears for two years, has reportedly already been offered £26-million by a production company that wants to release it online, according to a British tabloid.

"This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it," a source told The News of the World.

The movie, which reportedly shows the naked pair partaking in a variety of sexual games and acts, was made during the first weeks of their relationship, spent at a bungalow at Los Angeles' Beverly Hills Hotel.

"At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other," the friend of the 28-year-old Federline told the tabloid.

"They did nothing all day but have sex — and play the odd game of chess."

"They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever," claimed the source.

Spears is now afraid that the video will damage her reputation, so Federline is using it as leverage to obtain his demands: custody of their two children and a £16-million payout.

But, back in 2004, "Britney didn't think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last," claimed the source.

"They adored filming each other," he added. "They lived their lives in front of the cameras," the source said, citing the couple's short-lived reality TV show.

"Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her. Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch.

Federline, who recently released 'Playing with Fire' (his debut album as a rapper) and touted Spears as his number one fan in interviews, is reportedly so angry with his 24-year-old wife that he's willing to do anything to hurt her.

"Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."

"At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he'll make £26million from it."

A friend of Spears revealed her anger and concern over the tape.

"She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back," the friend told News of the World.

"They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he'd threaten to sell them.

Although Spears, who gave birth to Federline's second child two months ago, has reportedly contacted her lawyers in an attempt to stop his planned sale of the tape.

But there's a snag.

"It is his tape, so in theory he owns the copyright," the source told the tabloid.

A clip purported to be from the Spears-Federline sex film has already been leaked online.

The 19-second clip, featuring a woman who resembles Spears performing oral sex on a man claimed to be Federline, was posted on the PornoTube adult website on November 8.

"This does look like Britney Spears," claimed a website employee. "I had my co-worker look at this also, and she thinks it looks like Britney too."

Last week Spears dumped Federline by an SMS message. A video of the rapper getting the text message while being interviewed for a reality TV show, was posted on the YouTube site and received more than one million hits on Thursday.

Two days after receiving the message, Federline filed his own divorce papers.

"The bid for custody of the kids was a warning shot that Kevin means business," a friend told News of the World. "And, more importantly, that he is not going to go away quietly with his pre-nup pittance.

"He wants an awful lot more. And he'll most likely get it."

According to their pre-nuptial agreement, Federline will only receive £2-million and half of the sale price of their £7-million Santa Barbara home.

Federline also loses his custom motorcycle, £78 000 Ferrari, and any presents worth over £6000.

Since the split Federline has been promoting his album.

Although the divorce filing "caught Kevin totally by surprise", he is holding up well according to his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

"I think Kevin's doing pretty well, considering this disastrous situation. But I believe something good will come out of this."

Meanwhile, Spears has been in New York working hard on her follow-up to 2003's 'In The Zone' album, spending long hours at the Sony Music recording studio with producer Pharrell Williams.

I bet half of you are googling this right now in an attepmt to find the tape online. Stop denying it!

[SteveThe Owl]

"They did nothing all day but have sex — and play the odd game of chess..."

Spears is now afraid that the video will damage her reputation

You really have to read between the lines to get the full implications of this story... My first reaction was "WHAT!! BRITNEY SPEARS CAN PLAY CHESS!?!? CAN'T BE!! CAN'T @#$*ING BE!!!"