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Britney & K-Fed: Splitsville


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Oh, c'mon... you *do* care, and you know it.

Like we couldn't see this one coming!

From www.thestar.com :

Britney to divorce K-Fed

Nov. 7, 2006. 05:54 PM

REUTERS

LOS ANGELES — Pop superstar Britney Spears filed for divorce Tuesday from dancer Kevin Federline after two years of marriage and two months after the birth of their second child.

Blond sex kitten Spears, 24, cited irreconcilable differences on her divorce petition, which was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court and made public by celebrity website TMZ.com.

The date of the separation was given as Monday. Publicists for the singer referred queries to Spears’ lawyer, who was not immediately available for comment.

Spears asked for sole custody of her two sons with Federline, one-year-old Sean Preston, and James Jayden, born Sept. 12. She asked for Federline to be given visitation rights.

Spears filed the papers after a brief appearance onThe Late Show with David Letterman Monday night in which she showed off her svelte new post-pregnancy figure but gave no hint of her separation from Federline, 28.

Rumours that the marriage was rocky had been circulating for months. Spears denied she was estranged from her husband, however, saying he had helped her weather the ups and downs of her second pregnancy.

In July, the National Enquirer apologized to Spears in its British edition for reporting that the pop star was ready to divorce Federline.

“We now accept that their marriage is not over and they are not getting divorced,†the British National Enquirer added.

Spears shot to fame in 1999 and has sold more than 60 million albums to become one of the best-known celebrities in the world. Federline, a dancer and aspiring rap artist, has two other children by his former girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson.

The Baby One More Time, singer put her phenomenal recording career on hold since her surprise, secret marriage to Federline in September 2004 and the birth of their first child in September 2005.

But the couple, who live in Malibu, Calif., continued to make headlines wherever they went.

They chronicled their marriage in a raunchy 2005 TV reality show called Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. The show consisted largely of home videos, including Spears filming Federline naked in a shower and Spears interviewing Federline during a night-time bus ride while she was naked.

Despite complaining of harassment from paparazzi, the â€Toxic†singer announced her second pregnancy on a late-night TV chat show and posed nude for Harper’s Bazaar magazine when she was six months pregnant. A Los Angeles judge dismissed a libel suit brought by Spears accusing Us Weekly magazine of fabricating a story about a sexually explicit video the pop star and her husband made together.

In a decision made public Monday, the judge said Spears had “put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye†in a way that would make it unlikely for the magazine article to be found defamatory.

Spears’ marriage to Federline was her second after a 2004 spur of the moment wedding in Las Vegas to a former high school sweetheart that was quickly annulled.

Motherhood has also brought its problems. Child welfare authorities visited her twice last spring after she was photographed driving a car with her eldest son, Sean Preston, on her lap, and after he fell from a high chair and hit his head. No charges were brought.

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LOS ANGELES - Some might call it the ultimate happy meal. But two police officers in New Mexico were distinctly unamused to discover that the hamburgers they were happily chomping had been laced with marijuana.

Mark Landavazo and Henry Gabaldon are suing Burger King, alleging an array of offences from battery to negligence, after they discovered the special ingredient in their take-out meals.

The two officers were in uniform and driving a marked patrol car when they stopped to pick up food at a Burger King restaurant in Los Lunas, New Mexico.

They were halfway through their meal when they began to suspect the presence of an intoxicating substance on their burger patties.

After a field test kit confirmed the extra ingredient was indeed marijuana, the pair took themselves to hospital for a checkup and further testing.

Sam Bregman, the lawyer for the two officers, said their discovery gave "a whole new meaning to the word 'Whopper.' The idea that these hoodlums would put marijuana into a hamburger and, therefore, attempt to impair law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs is outrageous."

Three Burger King employees have been arrested in connection with a separate criminal investigation into the incident, which happened on Oct. 8.

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They were halfway through their meal when they began to suspect the presence of an intoxicating substance on their burger patties.

After a field test kit confirmed the extra ingredient was indeed marijuana, the pair took themselves to hospital for a checkup and further testing.

problem is, the attending physician said "man, are you dudes wasted. you've got killer munchies. get over to Burger King."

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Spears asked for sole custody of her two sons with Federline, one-year-old Sean Preston, and James Jayden, born Sept. 12.

Is it just me, or has the name of their second son changed? I thought it was Sutton Pierce or something like that. I could have sworn I heard the "entertainment news" media ranting about how both of her kids has the same initials.... Come on now, if I can't have faith that those sources are credible, what can I have faith in?

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FedEx is all ready all over the internet. there are even logos being made:

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but marco is a genius, that is a fact. he is also a stone fox.

and edger, you aren't going crazy. sutton pierce was the name being touted by the media, but britney & the federjerkoff wouldn't confirm or deny anything, including the sex of the baby. TMZ got a copy of the birth certificate which shows a boy named jayden james.

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