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Ever have a Type 1 acting as a cork for a Type 7? I hate that.

holy christ. that's a picture.

Speaking of South Park, I saw an episode recently where Cartman thought he had his period because blood came out of his ass. However, there was a virus rocking the South Park town that affected young boys asses and made them poo a little blood.

South Park is CRAXY!

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Great! Every couple years I get the opportunity to post this gem:

Poop fun facts:

ha ha what a long story are you a bowel specialist

or specialize in stools

ha ha no ,only just found somewhere on the internet some years ,ago I htink the specialist resides in Guam by the reading the answers

:D

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they usually take about less than 5 seconds, one huge, solid log.... toilet paper totally spotless.

you are one lucky person to have this shi- for a couple of years as you can feel it coming right from you chest area what a good feeling

you don,t even have to use tissue if you don,t want to luck luck

this is one poopy story love all the shi-

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South Park is CRAXY!

I agree. Absolutely nuts. They keep raising the bar on what you can get away with on TV. I cannot believe the shit they do. Have you seen the one about the Mormons?

not yet! I can't WAIT! I'm so far behind. PVR is picking up an episode every night and our recorded list is just FILLED with SP.

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My first period prep--right after my coffee usually leads to either a number 4 or 6. If I have been partying it is definitely a number 7. Occassionally I get a number two when I am constipated and it usually fucking kills.

Hmmmm, I think I might be go for a number 7 right now.

What do you like to do on the toilet???

I like to read the paper at work.

and make phone calls at home.

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  • 1 year later...
This is so strange - i had this exact thought yesturday, when i birthed one of the most satisfying of my life. Had to fall between type 3 or 4, crossed with "anaconda" type for its length.

One of my favs is the cobra- it coils around the bottom of the bowl with one end of it poking up outta the water. makes me feel like a snake charmer.

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