zero Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 So besdies the fact that the computer's don't have time limits at the university and I don't like to work at home I'm pretty sure I figured out why I work at the university so often lately. The banks of computers face one another and there's always some hotty or another - two to my left and right and about 10 lining up for coffee. Hold up a second some library dude just tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I could come with him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 is it too early for popcorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 slip forum please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Hold up a second some library dude just tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I could come with him... There was an incident at a library at Queen's once, when a female student, who had been studying while listening to music through headphones, didn't notice the male student behind her...until she noticed a certain milky-white-coloured deposit he left on her jacket... So if he asks, "Could you come with me?", you might answer, "Not yet, but I'm al-most...there!" Aloha, Brad Edited February 8, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 They are probably filthy minging ditchpigs. Tagging them would be like throwing a hotdog in a hallway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 This is like seriously painful at the moment. I've got some trim blond with that Dixie Chicks swept back blond hair dead ahead, the aforementioned mega-hotties ahead of me and I didn't even mention the hotty to my immediate left whose hair I admit I could smell rather than you know 'made efforts to smell'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Sounds like your nuts have achieved total independent liftoff. Roofies dude. Rock her world unconscious-style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Seriously though the actual proportion of attractive to highly attractive women on this campus is ridiculous. Even the dogs are eminently doable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 please don't listen to booche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Where's Heady Epic when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 please don't listen to boocheLighten up Goth-boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Have "Eisenhower" playing on a discman, with the volume just high enough to be heard from the adjacent seats, and make sure it's on the top of the (modest) stack of CDs you brought with you. Hope that one of them notices the music, and either recognizes it as The Slip, or asks you who it is.It might work for the dogs, too. "The Slip: enabling beastiality since 2007."Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I played the Slip card on Monday. Really hot redhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 filthy minging ditchpigsAdded to "Band Names" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I've actually been hoping to run into Monday's redhead hotty as I'm pretty sure I saw her checking me out in a bar once and there was that 'I'm interested' look in her eyes. Nice name too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I CAN SMELL YOUR BONER FROM HERE LUKE!for all of us stuck in an office with middle aged women who hum absent-mindedly and talk in baby voices to each other all day, you are our eyes and ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Now we're into hair twirling! (note: them twirling their own hair)There was cute hair as moustache moment there, edited to add. Also fine glutes on the broad using the express station. Edited February 8, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I CAN SMELL YOUR BONER FROM HERE LUKE! some things just need not be said. and shouldnt this be in the fantasy thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Does the dame with the "fine glutes" look like she is about to lay an egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Even the dogs are eminently doable.They're all bitches, though.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Funny, I always thought girls preferred opening lines like "hello"?But whatever works for you!;-)P.S. I love this thread....keeps me entertained all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) I pity the woman who opens this thread.edited to add plunging neckline at express terminal, cannot confirm or deny glute/egg scenario. Edited February 8, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I'm a girl and I find it very entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 This could get good. Luke, I think LJFH just threw some flirtation your way............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I believe that in this age of thongs and low-cut jeans, we surely live in the Golden Age of ogling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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