c-towns Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 is "tugger" a technical term? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 he definately sounded cunt-struck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 There was a dude that went to highschool with my bro nicknamed Tugger. Rumour has it he was caught at a party just yanking the fuck out of his drippy stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 ...and now works at a massage parlour in TO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Is there a paging system in the U of G library? You should just page "Jennifer" and see what quality the turnout is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I'm picturing University security wailing away on Luke behind the cafeteria dumpsters, high fiving each other and not talking about The Slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 i'm thinking pepper spray, a smallish but infuriated mob of hottytude, some screeching, some kicking, an outpatient hospital visit and zero thinking it was all well worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I imagine they've been going at him for a few hours now. WAY too long to throw on youtube, it'll have to be edited, once they finish up - presumably around dinnertime when the shifts change over. Oh well, you know, "if one of us should fall" and all that.Hope the boner was worth it! I miss Luke already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Hold up a second some library dude just tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I could come with him... There was an incident at a library at Queen's once' date=' when a female student, who had been studying while listening to music through headphones, didn't notice the male student behind her...until she noticed a certain mily-while-coloured deposit he left on her jacket... So if he asks, "Could you come with me?", you might answer, "Not yet, but I'm [i']al-most...there!" Aloha, Brad They never did catch you...did they? :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Sorry I had to bail on the quick there boys. Although my cheeks are hurting from what you all came up with on your own.The girl I''m, ummm, dating walked up right behind me and was looking over my shoulder and I had just typed:I've never paid for sex**but more based on a general lack of GDPAnd of course I'm not sure if she looked but the title of the thread is Back at Hotty Central. She's totally caught me scoping the girls and chatting with them at the terminals. I actually often have some legit reason to be on campus as of late although the pretext sometimes gets misconstrued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 There was a dude that went to highschool with my bro nicknamed Tugger. Rumour has it he was caught at a party just yanking the fuck out of his drippy stick.I went to high school with a guy that was nicknamed "Bridgewhacker" because he was allegedly caught beating it under the bridge at Valley Park in Stoney Creek. I bet less than 10% of the school population would have known his real name (I sure as hell don't know) but *everyone* knew the Bridgewhacker. It would be even funnier if he hadn't actually done it in the first place.Several months ago, my landlord and I had to chase away a guy who was beating his meat in the street outside my apartment building in the middle of the night. He had followed my upstairs neighbour home from the subway and couldn't contain himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 hmmm...knew a u of w student nicknamed 'shooter' - apparently, he was in his dorm spanking it, not thinking anything of the open blinds in his room...that could be seen from one of those glass walkways connecting buildings....where a couple people noticed....and went and got their roommates and friends...apparently quite a crowd gathered and cheered him right through to the big finale. Became quite well known on campus because of it. Y'know, he's lucky this was before camera cellphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Maybe you should post this thread on your myspace page. I'm sure the ladies would come running full throttle!This has all been very revealing. It's moments like these where I am so thankful to be a woman... it brings tears to my eyes actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 There is something profoundly funny to me about listening to a kazoo orchestra play Beat It, at Hotty Central, while reading an anecdote about a guy called Bridgewhacker. Laughing out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Beat It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Is there any way you can set up a web-cam, you know, kind of discreetly, for your visits to hotty central? These threads are fun and all, but kind of useless without pix and/or video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 these threads are fun and all, but kind of useless without pix and/or video.I'm thinking that's precisely the point at which the whole thing becomes, like, criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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