M.O.B.E Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Fack that Ollie...this is much more interesting or at least entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien will not take a penalty if the Champions League final against Manchester United goes to a shoot-out. Last time he took a spot-kick, which he missed, his mother Aba was rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Awe-fucking-some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Terry sux, confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Was watching this at work. Don't like a shootout to win a championship, but i understand this is soccer . Can't believe that Chelsea choked at the end. It was theirs for sure. A couple of supporters here are now bummed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I've been on teams that lost tournaments in shootouts while also winning a ton. I remember being in one playoff match that went so late it was night and the venue didnt have lights so they cut the game off prior to the shootout. We ended up playing the contest again. We destroyed them that game and went on to win the city championship. I loved it. Kev, goals are so hard to come by. Especially with tired players. Nothing is going to happen and no one is going to score. I figure the only way soccer could do it, getting rid of the penalty shootout, is opening the game up and allowing unlimited substitutions. And by that I mean sitting a player for 20-30 minutes to allow him to get fresh legs. BUT that will slow the game down even more than it already is. It's unfortuanate todays game was played on such a dampened pitch. For a while I felt like I was back watching Coventry again. John Terry acting like Page during Wading In A Velvet Sea was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 That was awesome. I laughed my ass off at both Ronaldo and Terry. Kudos to TSN for showing that in HD, it looked great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 nice little riot gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Kev, goals are so hard to come by. Especially with tired players. Nothing is going to happen and no one is going to score. I figure the only way soccer could do it, getting rid of the penalty shootout, is opening the game up and allowing unlimited substitutions. And by that I mean sitting a player for 20-30 minutes to allow him to get fresh legs. BUT that will slow the game down even more than it already is. Totally hear ya. With soccer I can understand the need for some method to end it since it really can go on forever without a goal. It's worked this way for years, so be it. Maybe it's just the shootout itself ... i'm used to a little more variety on the approach (like in hockey) than simply the kick of a stationary ball. Mind you, what was with that "stutter" before the one kick? Reminded me of a balk in baseball Lots of soccer fans spilling out of the bars and pubs in Toronto last night then making their way over to the Toronto FC game. What a shitty night for that ... cold, rainy, yuck. We had fun indoors at the Ricoh watching a fun Marlies game and meeting the Marlies' "Dancers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Terry snot-rockets Tevez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Rangers won the Scottish Cup today 3-2. Im happy they won but I'm not impressed. Even though they had a huge fixture mess for the last 2 months, its not an excuse for missing the league this week when they were up 7 points in April with 3 games in hand. The EUFA Cup Final was an awful mess of a turnout too. I dont understand why that sat back to allow Zenit to play freely. In a cup final you have to go all out for goals for 90 minutes. Of all of this at least next season is looking alot more promising considering the past 3-4 seasons have been terrible. Follow Follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Good clean fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Fucking John Terry is still a twat. (Watch the video.)http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/internationals/7420122.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Cheeky Scouse builders Brian and Gary Greer have revealed they hid a Liverpool FC shrine under Gary Neville's new swimming pool. The pair built the Manchester United star's new pool and have revealed they buried a club fanzine, a match programme and a Liverpool scarf in a plastic tube before tiling over the top of it and filling in the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Fifa's congress voted 155-5 in favour of limiting the number of foreign players who can start a match to five story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Uefa has banned Porto from next season's Champions League because of alleged bribery of referees in the 2003-04, the season in which Jose Mourinho guided the team to the top of Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 holy fack, word on the street is that Real are offering Crynaldo 300,000 pounds/week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 so long farewell auf wiedersehn goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 See ya Berba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Gazza career highlights1. One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still wearing his full kit... boots included.2. When asked for his nationality before an operation, told the nurse: "Church Of England."3. On a trip to London, jumped out of his car to demand "a go" on a workman's pneumatic drill. After getting the go-ahead, happily pounded the pavement to the amusement of shoppers.4. On first meeting with Lazio's president to discuss his big-money move to the Italian club, was quick to tell the esteemed gentleman that he reminded him of Russ Abbot.5. Organisers of Italia 90 TV coverage had the splendid idea of augmenting team line-ups with footage of each player mouthing his own name. Gascoigne's genius led him to subvert the process by, instead, mouthing 'f ***ing w* **ker.' Broadcasters across the world had to use it all the way through the tournament.6. Booked a series of sun-bed sessions for then-Newcastle team-mate Tony Cunningham. Who, of course, is black.7. Asked by a Norwegian camera crew if he had a message for England's upcoming opponents, immediately responded with, "Yes. F* *k off, Norway." Then ran off laughing.8. Turned up for England training the morning after then-manager Bobby Robson had called him "daft as a brush" with a floor brush sticking out of his sock.9. When asked for a footballing comment while at Lazio, burped enthusiastically into a TV microphone. He was fined £39,000.10. Decided it would be a great idea to have massive hair extensions. Looked a fool and had them taken out a day later.11. After paying for ex-wife Sheryl's breasts implants, sent flowers to the hospital after the operation addressed to 'Dolly Parton.'12. Astounded commuters in London by jumping on a double-decker in London's Piccadilly Circus and asking if he could have a drive. The bus driver saidyes, and the passengers thoroughly enjoyed Gazza's impromptu performance.13. Sent a rose to the Wimbledon dressing room for Vinnie Jones after the infamous ball-squeezing incident. Got a toilet brush in return.14. Set up best mate Jimmy 'Five Bellies' Gardner with a 'girl' he knew to be a transvestite.15. Has taken the p* ** out of refs constantly during his career. On one occasion he sniffed a hapless ref's armpit while he was holding his hand high to signal a free kick.16. Undeterred by their frosty reactions, Gazza again tried to prove that refs have a sense of humour by yellow-carding the referee after the official had dropped his card during a Rangers v Hibs game. He was booked for his troubles.17. While attempting to deflect the 'kebab controversy' which spelled the beginning of the end of his England career, assured reporters that his doner-munching antics following Middlesbrough's promotion to the Premiership would in no way affect his fitness before France 98. One reporter asked: "What do you feel like now?" Back came the inevitable response: "I feel like a kebab with onions."18. As an apprentice desperate to impress then-Newcastle boss Jack Charlton, spent a week's money on fishing gear and begged the famous angler to give him a lesson. On arrival at the riverbank, Charlton promptly threw all but the rod out into the briny, then poured a bottle of Newcastle Brown into the water, dipped in the rod and within seconds was pulling out a whopper. Lesson over.19. As 'perk' of boot-cleaning duties during his apprenticeship, took Kevin Keegan's Golas home to show his mates. But left them on the Newcastle Underground.20. When playing for England against Belgium in Italia 90, ridiculed Enzo Scifo as he lay on the ground clutching his leg. Gazza thought he was play-acting, so did a mime of his own which involved hopping on one leg with his tongue lolling out.21. His attempt to jet off to Libya with Middlesbrough for a post-season tour was hampered by the fact he'd left his passport at home. An emotional Gazza wept at the check-in desk until a minion was despatched to bring itto the airport.22. Celebrated his new-found hero status after flying home from Italia 90 by wearing a huge pair of fake plastic boobs and stomach bearing the legend 'Gazza.'23. On meeting the president of Denmark's FA, pretended he could speak Danish. When invited to demonstrate, imitated The Muppet Show's Swedish Chef.24. Conned Five Bellies into eating a mince pie after he'd scraped out the filling and replaced it with cat excrement.25. Walked into the Middlesbrough canteen wearing nothing but his training socks and ordered lunch.26. Paid £320 for a Mars Bar in a newsagents in his home town of Dunston, then told the shop owner to spend the change on sweets for local kids.27. Whilst dining in the prestigious Bedford Arms Hotel in Woburn with a few of his Geordie mates, decided to place his erect member on the shoulder of a diner at the next table. Thinking someone had tapped him on the shoulder the gentleman turned his head only to have Gazza's helmet prod him in the cheek.28. Took a documentary team to a beautiful Scottish cottage which he informed them was his new place, pretended he'd forgotten his key and knocked instead. When the door opened, told the befuddled housewife inside that he was doing a telly advert and wanted to know if she preferred Daz or Omo.29. Crashed Middlesbrough's team bus at the club's training ground and caused £310,000 worth of damage.30. While at Rangers, urinated over sleeping team-mate Richard Gough.31. Handed £1000 over to Jimmy Five Bellies after betting that the burly boozer couldn't withstand a cigarette lighter's heat on the bridge of his nose for five seconds........Jimmy could. Twice.32. After briefly giving up drinking, was advised to find a new interest. Picked bingo.33. Bought a £1000 robot and programmed it to travel into Jimmy Five Bellies' room at Gazza Towers and announce: "Make a cup of tea, fat man."34. Was banned from Liverpool's Cream nightclub in advance within days of joining Everton last summer, because the Evertonians who run the place wanted him to avoid temptation and stay fit.35. Prepared for England matches during that hugely important tournament by playing marathon games of tennis in the scorching midday sun.36. Thought it would be appropriate to wear a blue fright wig before the 1991 FA Cup Final.37. In his time, has agreed to dress as a Roman centurion, a clown, Oliver Hardy and Braveheart for photo opportunities.38. While his Italia 90 team-mate was the hero of Hillsborough, marched into a Sheffield barber shop and demanded "a Waddle cut."39. When Gazza signed for Spurs in 1988, he came down to finalise the deal with a bunch of his Geordie mates. They took over the posh hotel in Hadley Wood where Spurs were footing the bill and wreaked havoc. Gazza met then-chairman Irving Scholar and began talks by saying, "We'd like to thank you for the best three days of our lives"40. Was asked to leave West Lodge Park Hotel in London after guests were treated to the sight of a naked Five Bellies swimming across the duck pond.41. On his first night in Rome after signing for Lazio, gave his minder the slip, put his shoes by an open window and hid in a cupboard. The minder thought he'd committed suicide.42. Recorded a video message for a corporate party and signed off with a cheery "Happy Christmas, you f* **ing w** *ers."43. Greeted reporters in Rome by standing up, asking for silence, then farting at ear-splitting volume.44. Told an interviewer that he was so superstitious about the number 13 that he couldn't ever bear to see the numbers 4 and 9 together. Oddly, the combination of 5 and 8 was deemed OK.45. Shredded England team-mate Dennis Wise's Armani suit "for a laugh."46. While staying at a Scottish hotel, drove across its golf course in his four-wheel drive Jeep.47. While reputation preceded him in Italy, the English language did not. Hence, his Lazio debut was marked by a banner which read: 'Gazza's Boys, We Are Here. Shake Your Women And Drink Your Beer.'48. Conversely, rival Italian supporters once hailed him with a banner which stated bluntly: 'Paul Gazza, You Are Fat Poofta.'49. After being sent off while playing for Lazio, shook hands with virtually every member of the Genoa side.50. While staying in a New Zealand hotel, was told there was no bacon for breakfast. Replied, "What, all the sheep in this country and there's no bloody bacon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Big Phil to the Chavsgood score for them, really. this is going to be interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Manchester United are hawking their Christmas party services on their official website. 'Christmas parties at Old Trafford are always nights to remember, and this year will be no exception.' They sure are nights to remember, as the staff at the Great John Street Hotel will be able to tell you after the 'hi-jinx' of last year's event. And that's not all. They promise: 'We've all the ingredients for a great party: high quality catering, lively entertainment and excellent service. All you need to do is turn up!' From an 'eye-witness account' in The Sun on December 21, 2007. "I was upstairs in the hotel gossiping with a friend when I heard cheering and clapping noises coming from one of the rooms. We could hear the voices of around five or six men - together with the groaning noises of a girl who was clearly having sex. The men were shrieking like hyenas and shouting, 'Get in there'. My mate and I sat shocked as it was so vile. "The girl then came staggering out boasting she had just had sex with all the men. She was clearly very drunk and very pretty, and probably about 19 years old. "I asked if she was OK and she said, 'Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I be? They said I was a great shag' and then she hobbled down the corridor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Very nice pickup by Spurs. I remember this guy owning us in the UEFA Cup.Tottenham Agree Fee For PSV Keeper Gomes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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