Kanada Kev Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 WTF? http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/04/16/rectum-bar-vienna/ They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, well, the Rectum Bar in Vienna kind of leaves you lost for words, doesn’t it? Actually, at first sight, there may be only a few single words that will come to mind right away. As offensive or disgusting as this Rectum Bar may be for some, it is also rather educational, for it illustrates an anatomically correct digestion track with great detail, going from tongue to anus, and the large intestine. Better yet, it was an actual real theme bar outside of the Vienna Museums Quarter, so it was also supposed to be artistic. The designer Atlier Van Lieshout explains the project as following: BarRectum, Arsch Bar, Asshole Bar, Bar Anus. While the translations sound different, the form is universally recognizable. The bar takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus. While BarRectum is anatomically correct, the last part of the large intestine has been inflated to a humongous size to hold as many drinking customers at the bar as possible. The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit. Now the question is really…would you buy a drink there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I've drank in shittier bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I've drank in shittier bars. Hands down, post of the year so far. i'd check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 it'd be refreshing to not be the biggest asshole in a bar for a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I would provided I can bring a really big straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I've been there, it's a shit hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Apparently they shower you with peanuts and corn on the way out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 It looks like the back door of the Comfort Zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 i heard Blue Grassy High auditioned to be the house band but the owner thought they`d ruin the ambiance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 You'd be shit-faced before you even ordered your first drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 is there a poo-l table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deranger Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 It looks like the back door of the Comfort Zone.and smells like it too. or maybe that was cosmic steve.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I hear the doorman's a Klingon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I heard DaveyBoy2.0 had to slather himself in butter before going in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 they'll stamp your hand but if you start acting like a dick you lose your re-entry privileges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 First man in: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 at closing time the bartenders put ex-lax in everyone's drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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