Schwa. Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 In no particular order, here is the Chatham-Kent Police Service's "Top 10 Silly Calls" of 2010:10. A hunter called police asking if there had been a dramatic increase in vehicle-deer collisions. He'd been unable to shoot one while hunting and thought an increase in deer collisions was the reason.9. Police were called to corral two runaway chickens in a schoolyard.8. Police were called to a domestic dispute and asked to settle a dispute over who was going to get to eat the last of the leftover pizza.7. An intoxicated woman called police from a bar to report her vehicle had been stolen. She was too drunk to see that it was parked in the bar parking lot exactly where she left it.6. Police were called to a local pizza shop to settle a dispute over the price of a pizza.5. A woman called police after she interviewed for a job at a fish and chips restaurant, and the man interviewing her told her he was a serial killer. When police investigated, he told the officer he just wanted to see the applicant's reaction.4. A man called police to report that someone entered his unlocked home while he was cutting grass and stole his slippers. He later called back to cancel the police response after finding out it was his neighbour.3. A person called 911 about a pedestrian struck by a vehicle. It turns out a man was riding his bicycle, waved at someone and fell off his bike.2. A man called police to report an unknown person had thrown a shepherd's pie over the fence.1. A woman called police to complain that her ex-boyfriend gave her perfume as a gift, when all she really wanted was speed (amphetamines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 hahahahaa.. great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I like how 2 of the top 10 are about pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 every police department should release this highly important information. though, I wonder if Chathamites try to out-do themselves ever year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 what about the sammich call? that was my favourite. and the staring raccoons. god bless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 three involved the same woman ... 9. Police were called to corral two runaway chickens in a schoolyard.7. An intoxicated woman called police from a bar to report her vehicle had been stolen. She was too drunk to see that it was parked in the bar parking lot exactly where she left it. 2. A man called police to report an unknown person had thrown a shepherd's pie over the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 boing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 (edited) 8. Police were called to a domestic dispute and asked to settle a dispute over who was going to get to eat the last of the leftover pizza. :blush: Edited January 4, 2011 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 8. Police were called to a domestic dispute and asked to settle a dispute over who was going to get to eat the last of the leftover pizza. :blush: it was you and jen, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 My favouite thing about this list is how it was supposed to be "in no particular order", then the items are listed in a reverse numerical order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 ha! I didn't notice that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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