kung Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 I found the reams of stories on Phantasy Tour hilarious (and some a little scary). They put up the link on the 'hug but here it is. I hesitated to call for peoples stories because as my girlfriend reminded me people probably have ones about me that I don't quite recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 damn you Kung I'm trying to get some work done! could read these stories all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 How did I know when I opened this it would be about Phish "phans". Skecthiest bunch goin. Don't even have to read it,I could probally make up a story that matches any of the ones you are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 I was a medic and saw some retarded people at the last woodstock. So many completely naked people who really didn't know what the hell was going on. There was one chick who was on all fours taking it doggy style. guys were lined up like she was an ATM machine. Needless to say, the medics/security eventually pulled her backstage into the infirmary and shot her up with sedatives or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groove Fetish Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 I recall that there were stories about a girl at the last woodstock that was raped by the crowd. I'm guessing if that wasn't that girl she was rather glad to be pulled out of it. (regardless of porn images I don't know too many girls that I know think it is great to be gangbanged in a field at a concert- let alone anywhere else, my guess is that even if she was high as a kite on "E" she was being taken advantage of and I bet it didn't feel good at all!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 quote: Originally posted by Chewie: There was one chick who was on all fours taking it doggy style. guys were lined up like she was an ATM machine. Needless to say, the medics/security eventually pulled her backstage into the infirmary and shot her up with sedatives or whatever. Ahhh, yes, the spirit of Woodstock lives on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Here's my favorite: Big group, Clifford Ball, my second show, I am SPUN at setbreak, day one, 18 years old and loving it. We're sitting in a big circle and some spun/drunk/cracked-out hippie chick 50 yards away is carrying a gallon water jug, stepping all over the sitting people, falling over, and screaming at the top of her lungs "EVERYBODY FUCK! EVERYBODY JUST TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND FUCK! FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK!!" Even though she was pretty far away, I somehow knew she was coming for me. She's still screaming, this time right behind where I'm sitting, and she proceeds to SIT ON MY HEAD and grind her privates/ass into the top of my head for a minute or so making cumming noises while screaming for everyone to fuck. The look on my face was supposedly priceless. She then walked away. Saw her in a sobbing heap when the show let out once she had come down off whatever it was she took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Maybe this is a stupid question, but is being "spun" associated with a specific drug? Or is that the modern day version of "wasted"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 I need to see a doctor. It appears my funny bone is broken because I'm still waiting for punchline in this story: quote:At the AMMF there was this dude screaming and yelling and breaking things for like half an hour. Some kid hit him in the head with a frying pan, then him and this other dude start fighting for I while then they get these big poles from some where and start beating each other with them. The whole thing went on for almost and hour. It was so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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