paisley Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 pretty sure this has been posted before but there's some pretty funny shit on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 hahahahahahah.. thanks paisley! i need those in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted March 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 anytime meggo ma girl priests only wish they got that kind of confessional action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 damn you, paisley!!! every time i go to this site i get sucked in forever... i could spend all day reading these sordid tales! i've had days like this, heehee: "Many times at work I have an urge to run down the isle of cubes and throw a closeline tackle to whomever gets in my way. I Picture it im my head and can see the unfortunate person flipping over and having a dazed look on their face while I stand over them an laugh. And then I'm jolted back into reality when the phone rings... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 "Once when my parents were away I had sex with a potato." Kids shouldnt watch tv or movies............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 okay okay okay, must get off this site! but these made me giggle: "When I walk into stores with lots of glassware or dishes on display I get an almost uncontrollable urge to run through the aisles with my arms out, knock everything onto the floor, and watch them shatter. I haven't done it yet, but there's always tomorrow I suppose" .... and .... "I'm so angsty. Woe is me." hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 I eat pocket lint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 I can smell colours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 i have a huge collection of porn...and i'm going to ask my girlfriend to marry me. she doesn't know about my collection. Unbeleivable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 i have 65 gigs of porn on my computer. i am afraid of talking to women Holy crap...who's posted on there for me!!! Hilarious stuff this website! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 what does brown smell like??? (my guess is like a certain toothbrush)hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 I have six different types of sexually transmitted diseases and I still get good grades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 i don't really want to go to college, i'd much rather grow my own weed and sell it to the upcoming generations of kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 quote: When using a "french tickler", I always turn it inside out hahhhahahaahahahahahahahahaha now that is an "unselfish woman" on line confession.....hmmmmmm... well, I have a story... when I was around 10 my sister (13) had a hampster-- Muffin. well, after a short period of time, the novelty of watching the hampster on its wheel wore off and I began to experiment and expand the hampsters horizons.... (get your head out of the gutter!!) anyways, I would let it loose and watch my cat chase it around, far more entertaining... well, one day, I got home from school, and let it out and left the room and when I got back and sat down I heard CRUNCH!! AND EEEEEEEEEHHHHHKKK!!! poor little guy, I threw him back in his cage. and proceeded to watch tv and shit my pants.. when my sister came home, she checked on him; "Muffy, Muffy, sleepy, sleepy!!! I was so nervous.. after an hour she checked on him again-- and realized ol' Muffy was sleepin alright... well, she had a little breakdown, and the incensitivity of my father flushing him down the toilet only made matters worse, we even got another one that died of dehydration in two weeks!!! well, I didn't have the heart to tell my sister what happened, I said I saw it climb the cage and fall... well, five years later, on her 18th birthday, we were out for dinner and my parents had just gave her a 24 day contiki tour of Europe (she did very well in school and earned it) I didn't receive the same treatment since I had to take grade 14... anyways, she was on top of the world, and old stories came out, and I confessed five years later that I sat on Muffin!! she didn't no whether to laugh or cry!!! that's all folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 When using a "french tickler", I always turn it inside out Brown's my least favourite colour to smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 I love that web site with all my heart!!! Many a lonely Friday afternoon has been spent perusing those pages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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