Davey Boy 2.0 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F,". More slowly, he again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,"'T-G-I-F' means "Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "S-H-I-T" means " Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Oh, sh!t. Is it only Thursday now? I'm so confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 har har har Q. what does st. nicholas wear on his feet when he goes for a stroll? A. "saunter clogs" (heeheehee! my mom's best friend's daughter made that one up when she was nine, pretty good for a 9 yr. old!) the *five feet of fury*'s favourite: Q. what's fuzzy, green, has 4 legs & will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A. a pool table :: heeheeheheehee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 worst jokes ever people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 It's not the jokes so much as the delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Q: What does Snoop Dogg wash his whites with? A: Ble-atch!! ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 ha. Whats Snoop Doggs favourite kind of weather? . . . . Drizzle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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