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Joke for a Friday

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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there

was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F,".

More slowly, he again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her

biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,"'T-G-I-F'

means "Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T" means " Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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har har har

Q. what does st. nicholas wear on his feet when he goes for a stroll?

A. "saunter clogs"

(heeheehee! my mom's best friend's daughter made that one up when she was nine, pretty good for a 9 yr. old!)

the *five feet of fury*'s favourite:

Q. what's fuzzy, green, has 4 legs & will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A. a pool table



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